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Corrupt a Wish

S

Stallion

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This is something I found in the TaleWorlds Off-Topic Section. It goes like this:

Poster #1: I wish that the world was a happier place.

Poster #2: Wish Granted: You die and everybody celebrates.

I wish my farts didn't smell like rotten eggs.

The rules:

1. You must always grant the last person's wish.

2. Don't go overboard in what the person's wish is granted with - I've seen some right nasty stuff in the TW thread.

3. You must wish for something after you grant a wish.


Anyways, to start it off:

I wish George Bush wasn't such an idiot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
There is a thread similar to this somewhere I believe. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

I don't know how to make that wish come true. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=273084:date=Aug 13 2008, 05:29 PM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Aug 13 2008, 05:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=273084"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I wish George Bush wasn't such an idiot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Wish granted: No George Bush, No idiot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *blows George Bush to bits with a Sonic Cannon*

I wish TaleWorld's Forum a-holes to know how idiotic they are.
 
we did this game earlier in the counting game, where i called it 'don the wish'.

they do their best to make it clear to everyone else!
 
Wait, I remember where I've seen this. Morgan and I used to play it in the counting thread ages ago. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

<!--quoteo(post=273104:date=Aug 13 2008, 12:20 PM:name=Deep One)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deep One @ Aug 13 2008, 12:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=273104"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I wish TaleWorld's Forum a-holes to know how idiotic they are.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wish granted: They suddenly have insight into how others visiting the forum view them and as a consequence all immediately sign off and never come back to the forum again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

I wish that Stallion will never be able to rid himself of "Yellow Submarine" forever playing in endless loops in his head. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Granted: Stallion buys a new head. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

I wish that I knew what "Analingus" means.
 
not granted: every person who knows the answer can't tell you because their head explodes once they find out. of course, that creates the question how they found out in the first place. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> it's a mystery. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

i wish i hadn't wished this wish! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
Granted: A big, brown Hindu genie comes and eats you, as refunds are impossible. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

I wish this forum had a psychedelic colour scheme.
 
wow. salty failed at solving that one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

granted: hippies start massively invading the forum because they like it so much!
 
What was your wish? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Granted: You have your wish, only you don't know what it is and it will slowly drive you insane as this nagging feeling that you are wishing for something will follow you the rest of your life. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" />

I wish that a pirate game would be created that allows you to enter the action yourself. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Granted: You become a file-sharer <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I wish Canada would win a medal at Beijing.
 
Granted: Your transported to an alternate universe because it just ain't happening in this one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I wish our pirate script is accepted and the movie goes on to become a big hit and we are all millionairs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Granted : You go to sleep and dream of the the movie becoming a hit

I wish Lithuania would win the gold medal in basketball at the Beijing olympic
 
Granted: You fall asleep and dream of it happening. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

I wish the world was at peace. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Granted. The whole human race is turned into hippies and everyone is making love to eachother instead of war.

I wish I was a succesfull director.
 
Granted: You have directed many Oscar winning films and many more that were nominated. You have taken home several directing Oscars and various other awards and are generally regarded as the best film director in history. However, your relentless drive for perfection has alienated you from others in your craft and your endless shot retakes leave you very much despised by the actors who work with you. Lonely and miserable, you drink yourself every night into a stupor. Such is the price of success without happiness.


I wish I could go back and forth in time. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Wish granted, you get transported back to the Golden Age of Piracy, but unfortunatly the one that travels with you is Baldrick, a complete moron. He followed Leonardo DaVinci's plans for the time machine, but Baldrick forgot to put numbers on the triggers so you can't travel back.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
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