Five Word Story

[Colosseum]

OK, another word game I invented.
Everyone posts 5 words that continue the story. You can only post 5 words!!

I'll start:

John Bender was an evil...

Continue!

 

[Torchie]

so evil that even his

 

[Fred Bob]

mother thought he was evil. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

Blah blah blah blah

 

[bob_niatpac]

His evilness permiated his entire

 

[Petros]

basement where he kept his

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

computer and all of his

 

[Petros]

cherished Richard Simmon's workout videos!

 

[bob_niatpac]

John's greatest evil desire was

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

to join Richard Simmons in

 

[Petros]

producing a Pirate version of

 

[bob_niatpac]

"Get your fat a$$ up!"

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

Many women all around the

 

[Petros]

deck, clad in scanty piratical

 

[Captain Burly McKoy]

bikinis. He wanted to watch

 

[Fred Bob]

Flintstones but his old TV

 

[Colosseum]

had been thrown into the

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

stinking scuppers by a band

 

[SirChristopherMings]

of deranged-technology-hating pirates! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

"Shiver me timbers!" cried Bender,

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

"I was still watching that!"