Five Word Story

[Hu Kwan Do]

The airport security will then

 

[bob_niatpac]

come a runnin' to take

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

To take all torists' boots

 

[SirChristopherMings]

to the X-Ray machine to

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

examine them for apples and

 

[Meigger]

candy in order to decide

 

[Wolfwood]

whether or not to arrest

 

[Meigger]

the individual bringing the items

 

[Colosseum]

which would ultimately destroy Mr.

 

[Petros]

Simmons' "dieting penguin" smuggling operation.

 

[bob_niatpac]

So, Mr. Simons decided to

 

[skull]

bribe the airport security guards

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

into allowing a parade of

 

[Fred Bob]

penguins to waddle through without <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

 

[bob_niatpac]

being examined by the very

 

[Admiral8Q]

...ones who started the whole...

 

[Fred Bob]

thing-a-ma-jig story about, about, about... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Wolfwood]

the whooshing red-faced penguins who

 

[Admiral8Q]

like ice cold beer and

 

[bob_niatpac]

cool ranch flavored pork rinds.