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Had a hard day of pillaging and looting? Just can't get the smell of gunpowder and bilge-water out of yer nostrils? Do the tavern wenches run screaming when they get a whiff yer pungent aroma? Fear not lads! I have found the perfect solution! Funky Chunks Pirate Collection!

Funky Chunks is a small soap company located at the beautiful Jersey Shore. They specialize in handmade Bastille soaps made in the ancient hot process method. Their soaps are mild and conditioning for your skin, have wonderful fragrance and creamy, big bubble lather. All of their soaps are 100% Vegan friendly and made from the highest quality ingredients possible.

Introduced just in time for gift-giving season is Funky Chunks Pirate Collection of soaps specifically formulated for fishermen.


Black Bellamy – deep, dark and delicious!


If you are a fan of black licorice, you will fall in love with Black Bellamy. Made with pure anise essential oil, it has an amazing and strong black licorice aroma.

Black Bellamy is a perfect soap for fishermen! The anise oil does double duty to benefit fishermen. Fish are extremely attracted to the scent of anise oil. It is a strong enough scent to cover up the natural human scent. Many anglers have been known to wash their lures with anise oil soap to help attract fish.

Even though the scent of anise oil attracts fish, it is also the oldest remedy around for removing the strong smell of fish from your hands. It will also remove the smell of cooking odors from your hands. Garlic and onions don't stand a chance against anise oil! An added benefit is that anise oil has natural antibacterial properties.

Bumboo – guaranteed to calm the most cantankerous of pirates!

Bumboo was a drink originally made in the West Indies with watered down rum, sugar and nutmeg. Funky Chunks thinks the pirates would have been much happier with their version! They've added sweet coconut milk and a few tangy lime slices to their rum. Bumboo is the perfect tropical soap experience.

Calico Jack – as refreshing and cleansing as it gets!

Funky Chunks makes Calico Jack with fresh brewed Guatemalan coffee, pure peppermint essential oil and pure lemon essential oil. Not only does this soap smell amazing, but this tried-and-true recipe removes strong odors from hands and body.

Coffee is well-known for removing the strong odors of fish, gasoline, kerosene, onions and garlic. Coffee also helps to firm and freshen skin. Peppermint oil cools and deodorizes the skin and is known for its antibacterial properties. It also promotes mental clarity and help reduce stress. Lemon oil is an excellent astringent and odor remover. The aroma of lemon is also wonderful for mental and physical fatigue. Funky Chunks throws in a handful of coffee grounds to provide mild exfoliation and an extra boost of odor removal.

Calico Jack is not only terrific for anglers, but also effective for mechanics and chefs to help remove stubborn odors of the trade.

Original story here :
http://www.examiner.com/x-27624-Flo...ishermen-Funky-Chunks-20-off-for-Black-Friday

And you can find the Funky Chunks web site here :
http://www.shop.funkychunks.net/
 
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