Pirate of The `Month-March`

[KevO44]

I'll take a penthouse at the Waldorf Astoria. 875$ a night.

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

wow thats pretty damn expensive....haha thats more than my montly paycheck hahaha...i work at Ralph Lauren at a big mall by me...i dont get paid too much lol

 

[skull]

Get your girlfriend to pay for it,cheaper that way

 

[KevO44]

Ahh, Skull I got to hand it too you. You know all the edges

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

hehe, you know, i do have a girlffriend, but she dont pay nutttin...even when i make her...shell be like, you make me pay, you wont get your "pay" lol...so i give in hahaha....

 

[skull]

Arghhh matey, never give in to em or you will be shelling out fer the rest of yer life :

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

haha yeah i know, lol but its soooo tempting when she says shell "pay" me...its hard to say no mate hahaha :evil: :

 

[skull]

next time she says she will pay ya back,ask her for collateral,nothing to expensive,maybe her car,or her shoes,women love shoes LOL :

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

hehehehe yeah maybe ill do that...ill take her Cadillac CTS hostage hehe....hey it has chrome rims ...she so lucky to have her parents buy that for her...its used, but still amazingly beautiful in looks and performance :

 

[skull]

Man ,she drives around in a Caddy and gets you to shell out for things,something defintley wrong with that picture mate LOL :

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

haha, well she got me p**** whipped i guess mate...i need to change that...dammit im a pirate!!! lol...yeah, well i got a nice car too, a 1967 Ford Mustang GT...its black, perfect condition, amazing stereo, oh i love it...my brother let me buy it off him when he went to college, although not too cheap lol, im still payin him off lol...i love it, in some ways better than her CTS...but oh well lol...i should send a pic of my car here, you all mates should see it i luuuve it :

 

[KevO44]

Ok, this topic has gotten way out of hand, if a moderater reads this.

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!

 

[Spaz]

alright i guess ill close it

*makes whip sound*

 

[Keith]

But its a draw, we cant have that!!

 

[Spaz]

Kev decided to quit and let me be montly man...