• New Horizons on Maelstrom
    Maelstrom New Horizons


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    I AM SPARTACUS

    I AM SPARTACUS
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    Blessed are the blind, for they are not being odious hipsters when they wear sunglasses indoors.

    Blessed are the blind, for they are not being odious hipsters when they wear sunglasses indoors.
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    Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin...

    Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.
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    Question only game

    What's a question?
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    Question only game

    So has Charlie Sheen....
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    Random Talk

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    So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years, Face up...make your...

    So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years, Face up...make your stand, And realize you're living in the golden years.
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    "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show...

    "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents...
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    I'm not preparing for the impending zombie Apocalypse; I'm preparing the impending zombie...

    I'm not preparing for the impending zombie Apocalypse; I'm preparing the impending zombie Apocalypse.
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    I yam what I yam

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    Random Talk

    Bill Gates = Jesus? Steve Jobs = Satan?
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    He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. (Exodus 21:15) He that...

    He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. (Exodus 21:15) He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. (Exodus 21:17) The good old days when parents weren't afraid to kill their own children, so that they would behave.
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    Random Talk

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    Random Talk

    THE STEVEJOBS CARTEL HAS STARTED!!!! You can purchase cocaine off itunes. http://itunes.apple.com/gb/music-video/cocaine-live/id263062047
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    I don't wear hats. I make use of a hat simulator.

    I don't wear hats. I make use of a hat simulator.
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    They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the...

    They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he f**kin' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f**kin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin'...
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