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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    I'll get him drunk.
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    New Akela Games announced!

    My only lament about sailing a Mac. Drat.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    Of bilge pumps, bales, ballast and bucket Muddymonkey77 said chuck it For the irish will sail without bucket or pale For they're to drunk by half, so just f... That one practically wrote itself. I love the Irish. ARRRR! More Guinness!!!
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    <!--`QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To the lyrical pirate, I toast, Who enlivens this thread with each post, There can be no mistake, That it's William Red Wake Who's the Bard of the Barbary...
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    Cheng I Sao: Commander of the Red Flag Fleet

    She has probably been mentioned, but Cheng I Sao is my favorite pirate of all time. Leader of thousands and commending one of the largest fleets of all time, she is worthy of note... Mrs. Cheng Power passed uncontested to the hands of Cheng's wife, Cheng I Sao. She had participated...
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    It's rumored Keith's mom was a peach and Poseidon a bit of a leech for he wooed ole Keith's mother and took her as lover so he might be a son of a beach.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    Admiral8Q was young and not noted, but the crew got together and voted for the musket he waved had there wills all enslaved and right soon that seadog was promoted.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    <!--`QuoteBegin-CatalinaThePirate`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CatalinaThePirate)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG!!!   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />  ...
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    He found a wench willing and able to be tied up and had on the table, but while tying the knot he was put on the spot by an uncertain groin in the cable. I'm very happy with this one. Of course, without knowing what "groin in the cable" means, the pun is entirely lost. Arrr.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    They argued of ballast and baling after sperm whales had hit them while sailing but Python's embargo said bucket, not cargo so each took his turn at the railing.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    When the chase for ole Spaz oft ensued, he showed cunning and great aptitude. When his foe said heave to he blasted him through and requested some more latitude.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    I'd apologize at the obvious suggestive nature of this one, if this weren't a pirate site. After all... When the coxswain went over the side Catalina would not let it slide It's a terrible pox to lose a good cox so she came hard about on the tide
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    Private Label Rum

    If ye could have yer own private label rum, what would ye call it then? Red Wake Rum, fer me. Slogan, When in dire thirst, dire need, or dire straits...Red Wake Rum. ARRRRRR!
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    USS Constitution by Muddymonkey

    Thing of beauty. I want one of these to scale. It will just fit in my back yard... <img src="http://www.jeffporter.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sjn/SJ120.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
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    Debunking the Captain Cook Legend

    Drat and drat again. That was on my list of booty to plunder. (crosses it off of "THE LIST")
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    Ships?

    Well, that be a matter of course... I've seen the Mayflower, The Constitution, and a replica of the Santa Maria. I've also been on many ships, whose names are lost ta me.
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    Traditionnal and era music!

    <a href="http://www.menvafan.net/pirat/songs/`SeaShanties-BarrettsPrivateers`.mp3" target="_blank">http://www.menvafan.net/pirat/songs/SeaSha...sPrivateers.mp3</a> Arrrrr!!!
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    Once while me dear sloop went a yawing, the parrot sent up a great cawing. for there at the beam with a smile and a gleam a party of boarders were sawing...
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    Look at these Pirates (a lot images)! :)

    <!--`QuoteBegin-DonkeyPirate`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DonkeyPirate)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Did I made something wrong or too many Images for a topic? I'll try again: Nice... Now, I'll have to make a pegleg with a wheel.
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    There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

    I once had the terrible gall To shoot Captain Cookie with ball He searched the West Indies but we hid in the privies And were after called sea skunks by all.
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