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An amusing moment by Akella

Cep

Landlubber
Ok I am sailing my English fleet into a Dutch port (St. E) to restock and repair after a long stint at sea, the Dutch are Neutral to me and although they are at war with France who considers me a friend I give no thought to putting into port.

Little was I aware that at that very moment a garbled message appeared (you know the one, I found it, look in modding forum) screaming that "I FRANCE BOOTY DUTCH YES YES".

Wondering whether my lookout had just gone plain mad I then noticed a huge armada approaching the Dutch port for an assault on the fort.

I ordered my vessels to strike sails and merrily stood aside and watched the battle ensue.

What first struck me and my crew as a little odd was when a Dutch vessel opened fire on another Dutch vessel apparently leaving the port, it was then that a call from the crows nest pointed out that several of the vessels under fire from the fort were also flying Dutch colours.

I whipped out my trusty exquisite spyglass and surveyed the French force, to my astonishment about 75% of the fleet were flying Dutch colours, a cunning French ploy perhaps?

Well as the battle ragged on and I went about picking up the flotsam of sinking ships (I have to make a profit somehow <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> ) the fort with its remaining 36 guns suddenly surrendered, a great victory for the French?

Well not exactly.

You see all of a sudden my skipper tells me that I can land troops on the Neutral Dutch port?

Hmmm steal the prize of the victorious Friendly French (Dutch)?

Aye, says I!

I landed my forces and quickly plundered the city ransacking a whopping 96000 in gold for my meager efforts!

As I prepared to leave the Dutch port I realised I may have just made an enemy of the Neutral Dutch and quite possibly the French(Dutch?) invasion force lying just out to sea.

To my happy surprise however the French didn't seem to care and the Dutch themselves were so extactic they decided to move my status from Neutral to Friend, despite the fact my nation was still at odds with them though not at war.

Crazy days at sea no?


(I was using Supermod on unpatched and have a save game if anyone cares to try it out).
 
Ahoy, <b>Cep.</b>

Harr harr...the Dutch was drunk, it seems. Dosn`t St.Eustachius import large ammounts of Ron ?

Good story.

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Arrrgh !

To ya`health and to the Dutch Townsmen.Harr harr.

Ahoy.

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Ahoy tharr Bart Red! Aye their mad and probably drunk yarr!

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
if i was there i'd say i had commanded them! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> i often do such things, mostly just for fun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/slap.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":slap" border="0" alt="slap.gif" /> i still don't get what exactly happened. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> i blame snakebite. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> i wondered what that strange bottle was. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
 
And here are the rumours!
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interesting... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Ahoy, Cep.

Harr harr...the Dutch was drunk, it seems. Dosn`t St.Eustachius import large ammounts of Ron ?<~~~~~~~ I think's ya drank too much Rum ... not Ron ...... unless you're one of them types that drop's the soap while takin a bath ..... then Ron's just right for ya ....... if not ....... it's RUM ... not RON ..... personaly ..... I don't think Ron would taist to well ........... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Ahoy, brother of the coast.
Ya´r right, comrade, i mean rum.

That remind´s me on somth...ahhh..yes...!

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To yarr health....Arrrrgh !

Ahoy, to ya all, meanwhile.
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The AI are not always the smartest are they?? I've randomly checked the latest rumors and they'll occasionaly say stuff like 'The Dutch have captured the Dutch colony of St. Eustatius' or 'The French colony of Nevis has been plundered by the English' when Nevis is and has always been in english hands. I've also seen ships turn on their fellow countrymen in the middle of a battle. haha I have yet to see them sink their own countryman though. I gues it is only a matter of time. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

And ahoy to you Bartholomäus Red! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
i haven't seen that kinda stuff happen in PotC! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i have seen two soldiers fight each other once though. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> french, of course.
 
Ahoy, brothers of the coast.

Yes, sometimes i think, the governeur`s give a Raidletter to anyone, who hang around and looks drunk.
Pirat Captn`s, who change side all time, the sun goes down, and ships, who are ounder english colors, in french Taskforces, who are at war to each other sametime, attacking a dutch Galleon. The Kollonies are full of bounty-jumpers, arrgh! Damn`d scum, traitors and renegades, were ya`look at, anyway, there along.

Also i have sometimes noticed, my own man, i mean Captains of a Escortship i have had in younger years, dont use their excellent iron guns to fire broadsides with bullets or bomb`s, no, these fools load anytime grapes, and dont use their higher range in combat. Arrgh,...no grapes in any of my vessels i dont comand myself, by all seven devils of the sea. Well...after that order, they fought on long range, these monkeys.

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To your health, Capt`n <b>Dab</b>....

Aye, comrade <b>morgan terror</b>, the both maybee used the moment to clear out a old bill, harr harr.

To ya`r health,....

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Ajoy.
 
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