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Angry dwarf here

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Droggarth

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Yeah I am a landlubber so what? Dwarves are supposed to be mining mithril from the depths of the caves.. bleh surfacers.

Anyways I got the head of someone who thought would able to ban me but oh boy was he wrong.. all that anti-piracy bastard was able to do was barely hitting my mithril shield and banning it.. no worries us dwarves can always make a new shield. So that bastard missed me and I was able to chop he's both hands off which held the ban hammer.. my great axe did a good job on that one. Well.. after that I slayed his head off and made it a warning sign for those who dear to abuse their banning abilities. After that I threw the ban hammer into the mount doom ( where Sauron's ring was destroyed) and headed back to now-balrog-free moria and had a quite the feast!

Alright let's cut the crap.. please unban me (Deep One) and Skyliner. Pretty please? I really didn't see that one coming and me silly forgot about that software piracy part. I was really shocked and nearly had an heart attack seeing that I was banned again.. and you should know that I'm short-tempered and I get VERY angry but thankfully I'm on meds currently so I didn't went into rage this time. You should know that I once broke 3-4 cups, broke a garbage can door, broke a door's window with a spade, yelled like a demon, hurt my finger, put water on my step father's laptop, thought about killing my brother. It was horrible.
 
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