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    women

    But it's nice to get to be married to a beautiful Spanish chickadee, and that's the only way it's ever going to happen for me. She seems to have the best cartoon cleavage out there. I swear I can see her bellybutton, and it may be pierced, I'm not sure. <img...
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    ship surrender needs one more option

    Facetious? To whom are you referring, Cat?
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    Are naval battles supposed to be in slow motion?

    No, I got a nice motherboard with a crap processor when I built this system because I was a broke grad student. Now I'm a broke real person and still haven't updated the processor, but ram is cheap.
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    Useless things?

    Alright, thanks to Cat I have to log off here and find a porn sight. Then again, maybe I no longer need those porn sights. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":kev" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
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    Rum Rock?

    The names change each time too Churchill, but if you post the map and a save game, we'll try to help you find it.
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    Useless things?

    Hey, with that whip, how could we have a bad day? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ohh" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
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    New

    And ticking Crocadiles. And more pirates with hooks, so the crocks will have something to chase.
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    Are naval battles supposed to be in slow motion?

    For what it's worth, I have a crap processor. 750 mgz, but I have 1.5 gig of ram and the game runs fine, no slow down anywhere except the occasional sword fight when TrendMicro decides to kick in without asking.
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    women

    The real kicker is if the Spanish take the town where your wife lives, not only is she Spanish, but you have to either attack or sneak in to see her. ANNOYING
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    Cool ship names

    I've noticed I've captured the Rey Carlos (Ray Charles) and kuddos to Sid and the gang for that, but I was wondering if anyone had noticed any others that my limited Spanish skills are missing? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif"...
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    Which do you find harder when dancing (a poll)

    I have problems when it zooms in too close near the end. On the fast numbers, we can be spinning so fast I can't see her hands.
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    Firing on ports with spacebar, any effect?

    If you bomb it long enough, the fort itself will explode, but then the town fires at you. I haven't noticed any difference in troop count, but I have used it to draw out a pirate hunter or two. (I'm a pirate `hunter-hunter`.)
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    The captain of the guard in the tavern, any point?

    I fight him, too. At the more difficult levels, it seems like I take less crew moral hits if I recruit more men at once than if I make lots of stops. Besides, as long as he doesn't have a rapier, he's a pretty easy win. I've only lost once, and there's no negative. Just walk back in and...
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    possible to attack other settlement types

    Here's a tip expanding on what Joe said. You can ALSO escort enemy govenors and they will raise the amount of money in that city. A good strategy is to: 1. Ask a native chief to attack a city. (this kills off the enemy troops) 2. Escort the canoes. They will be attacked by pirates. 3...
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    Useless things?

    That does it, I'm marrying Catalina. We're going to hit the lottery, buy a frigate and sail the Carribean together.
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    ship surrender needs one more option

    Actually, it's a historically `little-known` fact that Blackbeard had a freeze ray weapon. He would aim it enemy ships and zap them into these huge `ice-balls`. His biggest problem was chipping the booty out of the hold with an `ice-pick`. It was why he used the matches in his beard, to keep...
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    `Mail-Runner`

    I just started a new one in rogue and got Henry, Blackbeard and a treasure galleon in my first 4 ships. Think I can be named King instead of govenor? WHAT A FLEET
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    Fun

    Speaking of dancing shoes, why don't we see them when we wear them? I see my upgrades in swordfighting, why can't I see those prissy little slippers?
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    There is such an easy way to defeat EVERY dancing move EVER

    Hey, I've been playing drums for 30 years, so rythem isn't a problem for me, but I still can't get more than `5-6` spins in a row. I know my timing is right... I make $150 a night because my timing is right. I just can't seem to convince this goofy game that my timing is right.
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    ship surrender needs one more option

    Everyone here knows these aren't real people, don't they?
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