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Mad_Jack

Patron of the Tarts
Storm Modder
So, mates, here be the setup. 3 Spanish treasure galleons, running heavy, outbound for Europe. There's an intervening spit of land, and the slowest of the three takes the southerly route while the others stand to the north. I chase after the southmost one in my 20-gun Brig of War, the "Fancy", and engage her warmly. I've got the weather gauge, so I'm systematically cutting her up to board her. But, to my dismay, one errant shot hits her powder magazine, and she goes up like a Roman candle.

C'est la guerre. I suppose that 400 years hence, I've given someone something to do in the way of treasure hunting.

I turn my attention to the other two galleons, as the "Fancy" has taken no injury, and I overtake the two running broad beam to the wind. I run up from the south and cut in between the two, severing the trailing ship from her equally fat consort. I engage her more carefully, rotating between shot, chain, and grape. She's near ripe for boarding, even though she's stubbornly not stricken her flag. I did not, in this instance, have the weather gauge as securely as I usually insist upon. Nonetheless, we're avoiding her volleys and ranging in to throw grapples.

Then, the most curious of events happens. My quarry turns, as the wind qould give her, to the northwest. Her consort, in much better condition, is coming up slowly by northeast. Cat, quit laughing. The "Fancy" is turning to the west to continue engaging the weaker prey, when I suddenly find myself caught in the withering fire of <b>both</b> galleons, as they are both able to send broadsides against me.

Thank you, Cat, that's enough out of you.

Badly cut up, the "Fancy" is still handy enough to lay hold of the weaker of the two galleons, and after a brief boarding action, the heavily-laden galleon fell into my hands. The other galleon was able to run before the wind and escape.

Now I find myself deep within Spanish waters, struggling with a damaged ship aginst unfavourable winds. We'll see how this small drama plays out.
 
Tried it, didn't like it, mate.

Give me guns, give me guns,
give me lots and lots of guns,
Don't fence me in...
 
<!--QuoteBegin-rupertlittlebear+Jul 1 2005, 05:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rupertlittlebear @ Jul 1 2005, 05:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Speed Kills -> Try the sports car of the Caribbean -> Try a War Canoe.
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Sorry, mate. See my early reply. Tried it, didn't like it. Didn't suit this old tactical fanatic. I can easily outgun and out maneuver other prey with a larger ship and heavier guns. What makes this a challenge is knowing full well that if I screw up, I can most assuredly be dismasted and in full want of divine intervention. I <i>want</i> my blood racing durng a battle, mate. Otherwise, what am I in this for?
 
Actually, it's been the other way around. I've taken a Line Ship up against many a Fluyt, and I've had to be ever so careful as to not obliterate the Fluyt. Study the tactics of Nelson and other masters of strategy, and you'll find that you can fight your way out of even the most dire situation.
 
<!--QuoteBegin-Mad_Jack+Jul 1 2005, 06:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mad_Jack @ Jul 1 2005, 06:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Study the tactics of Nelson and other masters of strategy, and you'll find that you can fight your way out of even the most dire situation.
<div align="right">[snapback]120547[/snapback]</div><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" /> Follow your own advice, Mad Jack, and that will lead you to success! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> bad form Jack <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> never put yerself between enemy ships,always kepp der wind ter yer arse ur ye will surley get it shot off <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Hee hee, you didn't tell SKULL to quit laughing, Mad Jack! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--QuoteBegin-CatalinaThePirate+Jul 2 2005, 09:36 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CatalinaThePirate @ Jul 2 2005, 09:36 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hee hee, you didn't tell SKULL to quit laughing, Mad Jack!  <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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We gotta tell Skull?
 
Ha! YES! I was able to fight my way out of Spanish-held waters, and after more than a few adventures, I can report that my ships - the frigate "Fancy" and her Brig of War consort, the "Benita Renee" - have managed to totally disrupt Northern Caribbean trade between the Spanish and Dutch. I engaged Baron Raymondo in the shallows near San Juan, and had him completely foundered! I picked his ship apart like so many toys. And my new fleet (which I shall promptly sell) is pulling into Nevis, 12 ships strong! I expect the Dutch and Spaniands shall place a high price on my hide, but that <i>is</i> the price of business, savvy?
 
Heh, and don't ya just love it? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Very nice! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
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