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Gag Reel?

Their feet are on the deck and they really do get bigger.
 

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That's very weird. Must be a glitch in the walk file, somehow. :wacko:

It's a bit unfortunate though, how those screenies show just how crap the textures are for these men.
I might look into giving the texture an upgrade, perhaps taking parts from full-size characters' textures.
At present, they're almost an embarrassment to the excellent ship models.
 
Yeah, and it is only that model and only when standing right there. They are ok from other spots.

Over a year ago I tried to upgrade them from a folder someone supplied, but it didn't work. I wonder if I still have it? :nerbz
 
Can you remember what the looked like BEFORE we put the AoP crew models on there? The stock PotC ones were REALLY bad! :shock
 
Can you remember what the looked like BEFORE we put the AoP crew models on there? The stock PotC ones were REALLY bad! :shock
Actually, I've completely forgotten now. Shows how long ago I played the stock game! xD:
They must have been pretty darn terrible to be worse than the current ones!
 
I was just cleaning up my attachments and ran into a whole bunch of funny pictures I thought were lost to the ages.
Technically not all of them are funny goofs, but they might be interesting nonetheless. :doff
 

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I like the Flying Dutchman :rofl

It looks like something Disney would actually think of doing & putting in a PotC film :yes


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Well, they CALLED her the Flying Dutchman, didn't they? And then they subsequently made her into... the Submerging Scotsman...? :wacko:

Those pen-written notes are mine of things I wanted to do. As proved by the "New Build 13 Main Menu", it dates back many, many years.
It seems most of those things have been done now, though for example the "Loading Screens" one has been completed only VERY recently; earlier this year, from what I recall.
 
As far as I know, the only pirate ship that ever actually flew is captain hook's ship after it was showered with pixie dust. lol
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LOL @ the huge Manowar in port! That thing looks like a monster next to the corvette! xD:
 
This is an artifact of my new video card. Up up and away!
 

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WA? The land is missing??? Did you manage to get that sorted again? :shock
 
How strange! I've never seen that happen before... :wacko:
 
I reckon we might have enough stuff to make that gag video now.
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Just a short 2 minute gag reel. If anyone has any more funny looking technical goofs, send them here.
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I think I might have a couple of funny shots lying around... I'll see what I can find. :mm
 
That Caribbean sun is too hot. We need some shade!
 

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