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Preview: Kblack of the Caribbean and the Code of the Black Perl <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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This movie shows the attempts of the Sailor Apprentice kblack to develop a small utility. He was stranded on an island with a Badly Worn Cutlass and an Average Small Pistol with only One Shot Left and a small amount of gunpowder. The hero kblack has no ship and no clue how to steal the secret model format of the Character Models from the Secret Model Agency, which was hired by the Governor for amusement. The Secret Model Agency employs the Caribbean's finest looking girls and err... knows THE Secret Code. It is so secret, that we will write "shhh" instead of "Secret Code" for now.
The main character kblack is cursed by an ancient... well... curse, actually,... which forces him to execute compulsive behavior and scratches a bit here and there. Every time somebody says "list", kblack has to write a little proggy in an ancient forgotten language. The curse originated out of a high concentration of BIG BAD EVIL, when Hernando Cortez raped all the Aztec gold. The Aztecs forged cursed coins out of their gold, before they gave it to Cortez, who was not only a Conquistador, but also the inventor of Cortisone. But that doesn't matter.
Very soon the viewer finds out, that kblack was once captain of the fastest compiling ship of the Caribbean, the Black Perl. Our hero kblack has been marooned by his mutinous party, which is now lead by the evil and always drunk Captain Beerbossa. His crew and Captain Beerbossa changed their style and became ghost pirates by taking a bath in grog and chanting forbidden verses of annoying sailor songs.
Without the "shhh" and the fast compiling Black Perl kblack cannot code the small utility and lift his curse. Or maybe he will just turn Beerbossa and the crew back to normal pirates by coding the small utility. We don't know. Beerbossa and the ghost pirates search for the lost cursed coins to complete their collection. By the way they collect stamps, souvenirs and pink socks as well.
On the island kblack has an encounter with the local blacksmith Bill Burner and the Governor's daugther Elizabeth Duck. Bill is the son of a dead former crewmember of kblack, Boobgrab Bill, who desired to have more female crew members and was therefore careened. Kblack tells young Bill about his fathers deeds. When he is alone with Mrs. Duck, Bill Burner finds out that he has to follow his father's heritage and from that point on calls himself "Boobgrab Bill the second". The duck is not amused and marries a British naval officer called Mr. Goose. Mr. Goose only has one line of text in the whole film: "Quak-quak.", but he manages to proove his wit and charm to Mrs. Duck.
Will Boobgrab Bill the second and kblack find the Black Perl and the "shhh"? Will they be able to code the small utility? Will the curse be lifted?Will kblack stop saying "I can code a small utility..." when somebody says "list"? And will Beerbossa and his crew complete their collection of cursed coins, stamps, souvenirs and pink socks? You can only find out, if you watch this great movie!
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I am just Kidding. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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Has anyone of you seen this movie? It started in 2003. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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Of course your (Black) Perl programs are very good, kblack. No offence meant here, just nonsense and fun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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