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<b><!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Originally posted by Fred_Bob
Jus' send ol' Fred Bob a PM an' enclose ALL yer loot an' Fred Bob'll PM ye back de secret o' Fred Bob's Cave, Dungeon, Catacomb, and Maze Fightin' Method!  <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>

Fred Bob,
I can assure you that we are interested, but the hitch in our `git-along` could be the asking price above that's curbing our enthusiasm.

How's about I send you a keg of fine Douwesan Rum? I'll even help you drink it!

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Whoops! that's a keg of Skull's private stock! Now how did that get in there? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Dear Sir Chris,

Fred Bob's askin' price be a might bit steep fer ye, eh? Hmm, well since it be ye, matey, we prolly might be able tew negotiate an' impeccable, emmacbel, envelopaple, uhh.. arrangement! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

Best regards,
Fred Bob
 
Wait a second, let me sample some of the snakebite..... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />


<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:ops" border="0" alt="blush.gif" />: <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":gday" border="0" alt="hi.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />


Ok, that makes sense to me! You've got a deal! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
Count me in on that deal, Fred Bob! I think we've reached an accord, since I'll be spending Sir Chris' gold... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<b><!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Originally posted by Mad Jack
Count me in on that deal, Fred Bob! I think we've reached an accord, since I'll be spending Sir Chris' gold...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>

I've had just enough Snakebite to make that sound like a square deal. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Now, if I could only get my hands to stop quivering! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
Go with it, Sir Chris. The ladies love it!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Dear Sir Chris & Mad Jack,

Supposin' ye antey up 3 kegs o' dat stolen Snakebite, then we kin begin tew deal. 'Member now cobbler be square, but pie be round!

Sincerely yers,

Fred Bob de Pirate
 
Ha, you can't fool me! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

Here's five kegs for me:
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and Five for me old pal (hic) Mad Jack:

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and I non't take a punny, less! And I don't care for any pie, (hic) neither!

I'm gonna go lie down fo a bit an go nappies......
 
Sir Chris, you've got th' smathers fer drinkin' the mook! I'll tell ye th' other thing, uh... what? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":|" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" /> *THUD*
 
< lol! Fred Bob snarfles his ale whilst readin' de above! >

Dear Mad Jack an' Sir Chris,

Thankee fer de 3 kegs o' Snakebite. It be a pleasure doin' bidness wid ye! 'Member, de harder ye goes, de behinder ye gets!

Yers truly,

Fred Bob the Pirate

< Heh heh! 10 kegs o' stolen Snakebite tew sell back tew Skull! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> >

PS: Bein' a man o' integraty, ye now be a gittin' yer money's (or Snakebite's) worth. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

PPS: Fred Bob's discovery of course be "Fred Bob's Cave, Dungeon, Catacomb, and Maze Fightin' Method". <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

PPPS: Dat also be named de "Quaker Exploit" <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

PPPPS: De "Quaker Exploit" be utilizin' a shockin' new discovery by Fred Bob!

P5S: Dis discovery be exploitin' a wide spread misconcepshun about what yer suppposed tew do when armed people draw thar weapons an' start a walkin' yer way in a threatenin' manner! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="8)" border="0" alt="cool.gif" />

P6S: Misconcepshun #1: Yer supposed tew draw yer weapon also! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

P7S: Misconcepshun #2: Yer supposed tew fight back!

P8S: Misconcepshun #3: Yer supposed tew win!

P9S: Did Fred Bob be mentionin' dat utilizin' dis shockin' new discovery by Fred Bob be called de "Quaker Exploit"? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

P10S: Discovery #1: Leave yer weapon in yer sheath (or don't have one at all)! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

P11S: Discovery #2: Point yerself tew de next exit along yer quest path! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

P12S: Discovery #3: Run like fire! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

P13S: Discovery #4: Ye won't die! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

P14S: Discovery #5: They won't foller ye fer long! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

P15S: Fred Bob's Cave, Dungeon, Catacomb, and Maze Fightin' Method done been tested an' succeeded as follers:

P16S: Success #1: Made it through de KR Maze widout drawin' me sword once!

P17S: Success #2: Got de silver from de shipwreck on Douwesan widout fightin' nobody in de cave! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

P18S: An' all de times Fred Bob be dyin' fightin' dem dumb skellies when all he had tew do was run past dem! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

P19S: Plans fer future experiments as follers:

P20S: Plan #1: Board an' capture a ship widout drawin' me weapons! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

P21S: Plan #2: Dungeon streak wid no weapons! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

P20S: Plan #3: Take a fort widout drawin' me weapons! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />:
 
BRILLIANT!! And that was 6 barrels of rum, or me name's not Jack... um.... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":|" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" /> *THUD!*
 
Harr! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

Success #3: Hawk an' Estella, both unarmed an' no Fred Bob tew hep, casually strolled tew de beach whilst Armand an' 2 or 3 thugs be up tew thar ears in Spaniards! Estella an' Hawk took a leasurely cruise an' returned tew find dat Armand managed on his own! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Success #4: Hawk wid no weapons equipped an' NO officers in place (only passengers) boarded an' took several ships! Actually they seemed tew be surrenderin' easier den usual! BTW, if'n ye has no weapons equipped, nobody, dat be NOBODY, attacks ye! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

NOte: Now dat Fred Bob be a thinkin' about #3 an' #4 be suspect fer de "Quaker Exploit" explained above since no weapons be equipped an' shall be named de "No Weapons Exploit"! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ok,.... I got it,... "Here today, Ghandi tomorrow", (hic),.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, stop hogging the whole floor, Jack! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> <span style='color:darkred'><b> * O * M * G * ! * ! * ! * </b></span> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

Now there it is, the pinnacle to an otherwise nondescript day! Thank you, fine pirates, for giving me the best laugh I've probably had in a good month! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_praise.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":bow" border="0" alt="icon_praise.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Har! ye gents appear tew have stumbled upon a cargo O'me Snakebite at was relocated by Cap'n Cookies crew,so drink up me Hearty's cause Ol' Skull be have'n a suprise ur two fer ye <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->zzz, stop hogging the whole floor, Jack! zzzz[/quote] <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Puts me in mind of a very funny line - not sure if it was from television or from a movie - "...Hey!... Who put carpeting on the walls?..." <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz... no, darling. I have no idea who those 5 women were... zzzZZZZZZzzzz... and that's when they made me their king... ZZZZZzzzzzz..... snxxxk! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

Bloody hell. It tastes like a baby dragon used me mouth for a potty chair. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":|" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" /> I should swear off the Snakebite! Now, where's that rum flask? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />:
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzz, (snork!) You're soaking in it! (zsnunck)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the bridge! THE BRIDGE! LOOK OUT FOR THE BRIDGE! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, whazzat!?
MY WIG! <b><i>OWWWWWW!</i></b> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />


ok,.... try to keep it down for bit please,......mmmm, poor choice of words,..... while I go try to find a new wig big enough to cover my new head. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
F'get the wig, Sir Chris. Just grow y'self a set o' dreds. (hic!) Honestly, the entire archiplago, er, achipgilio, um, island chain will be sportin' this look in a year or so. And as an Admiral! Ye'd get to wear a <i>much</i> bigger hat, eh? (hic!) Who put that bloody wall there?!

Ya, mon! We be jammin'! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Do you really think so, Mad Jack, old man? I must ponder upon this for the nonce, now that I am only seeing double as opposed to quadrouble, quodourble,...a lot.

Big hat you say? Indeed, that does give one incentive for turning a thought or two over in one's head, but I rather believe I could do a much keener cognation with a drop or two of the Ol' Snakebite, any more of that handy?
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Well, it is perfectly apparent that Fred Bob was the only one of us who was paying attention during Sunday School, considering his clever "turn the other cheek" strategy, what, what? Must give that a try sometime, though as fierce a fighter as I am, it will go hard against my <i>nature</i>. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />

One small point you could clear up for me, if you would be so kind, I seem to recall Lady Catalina and Skull paying a call last night, and I'm wondering if I'm correct in my recollection that they have somehow grown to eleven feet tall? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
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