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Random Talk

WTF??? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Am i imaging it or are there really bones (no seaweed on them seems more like aztec curse to me) walking about on yer ship Pieter? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Damnit now i know who is that ..its BARBOSSA HIMSELF!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> ..wait why the hell am i panicing? After all Pieter or Morgan should be ones panicing right now because i could easily go there and blew Pieter's ship out from bones. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
The undead are coming for us!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Thankfully i'm more undead than them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />

So what shall we do? Do i shoot Pieter's ship to swiss cheese or let me board and try to use blunderbusses (<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />) whit me crew to blow those ..bones to bits leaving Pieter's ship unharmed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

*Blinks in front of skelly Barbossa* Is that your face or is it a butt? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
Barbossa: Its my face you ye lookin' at ye ..ye? what the bloody hell??? Yer face is far more worse than mine! BAH! my tub got stolen and *notices his Light Caravel what has its stern blown off* ..who did THAT? tell me!
Cylon13: That was that red coat over there *points at Morgan who's on salty's ship*
Barbossa: Aye but did that bastard also stole the ship?
Cylon13: No, the person who took yer ship is that white coat over there *Points at Pieter who also is on Salty's ship*
Barbossa: Hahahaha! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> you can tell him that he'll never get his ship back! He just gave me the oppurtunity to steal a much better ship which is ..or was his. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
Cylon13: He stole yer ship unwillingly because he was so drunk from drinking rum ..in other words - an honorable lad ended up a PIRATE! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
Barbossa: Oh ..but still how the bloody hell did he manage to steal my ship? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" />
Cylon13: Its salvaging not stealing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> So you give his ship back or not?
Barbossa: NEVER! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" />
Cylon13: In that case i'm going to shoot ye all with blunderbusses *Most of the crew blinks on Pieter's ship* CREW! FIIIRE!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" />.. *booom boom boooom booom..* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />
Barbossa: NOOOO!!!
 
OKAY, Let's continue the crap from temporary forum. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

First of all - Looks like Tia Dalma has taken care of the green evil cheese ..its gone for good now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
And i made a copy of the Salty-Cannon just incase the original one gets sabotaged or whatever. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
Me beasty is gone but i'll get a new one. (insert evil devil smily here)
 
is that a hint that the cannon will be destroyed or something? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> i warn you: inproper use of the salty cannon might give.... shattering results. and so far, i'm the only one who knows how to operate it.
 
I'm not going to operate it yer going to operate it and me is going to hit ..I was going to say Darth-Me but now it seems that i have to hit those vandals trying to destroy the original Salty-Cannon. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

But.. ermh.. uh.. buh.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Good GRIEF! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> For crying out loud! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> What the HELL are you eating Morgan??? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Haven't we had enought of the cheese problem?
I say the things just got bugger AGAIN! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> Ah well ..its time to get Tia Dalma here once again and FAAAAST!!!
 
what? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> i wasn't eating anything. where's my hat gone?

CHEESE WITH HAAAAAAAAAT! who was it!? get the cannon! with a bit of luck we'll shoot it to pieces.
 
Ahhh! *goes and kicks vandals out of original Salty-Cannon's area and then puts a big cannon ball in the original Salty-Cannon* Now where is it??? *sees Morgan's hat with the cheese on Morgan's ship* AAAHH!!! There it is! *sets the Salty-Cannon on starting sequense* ..FIRE!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOM <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> *the large cannonball hits the Morgan's hat with the cheese and then goes throught Morgan's ship decks/bottom into the depths* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> DID I HIT IT? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" /> *sees Morgan's ship starting to sink slowly and sees Morgan himself running like haste into lower decks* Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING THE SALTY CANNON!? *stuffs his coat in the hole* there, that should do it. now, off to get some planks. oh! there's me hat.
 
So the hat with the cheese wasn't your hat? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> GOOD! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> At least you don't have to buy a new hat.

Well anyways next time i use this monster (salty-cannon) i'll try to increase the gunpowder so i don't have to shoot at the sky to hit something on land (or on ship especially). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

And now we still need to decide who will be the target of the Salty-Cannon. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />:
And we also have not yet found Pieter's treasure ..last time it ended with blowing up the wrong ship's stern. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
wasn't there another treasure to consider?

oh... using more gunpowder might not nessesarily work. you'd better let me have the gun. others always couse trouble with it. wait... that doesn't sound right.
 
<!--quoteo(post=236369:date=Feb 5 2008, 05:02 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Feb 5 2008, 05:02 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=236369"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->wasn't there another treasure to consider?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What treasure is that?
 
that's the thing, i forgot.

read my second log entry yet, cylon? or the both of them, for the matter?
 
I read them <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> ..will comment on them in the other Captain's Log thread. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
 
already noticed that. but what treasure was that second one? i've got something of an idea floating around that it was the aztec treasure.
 
Nope ..it wasn't Aztec treasure because me aztec gold is still in me ship (not at the stern section <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />) ..but the treasure what was blown out from me ship's stern was just a usual treasure. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
wait a minute... if we nick that aztec treasure, does that mean you're mortal again?
 
No ..I would look "mortal" only then when i return that Aztec gold to Isla Muerte by meself ..if any other person does that then me curse will not go away.
But without the Aztec curse I would not look like a Sea Corpse, I would be a "Oi! Fish Face" then. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

For the Dutchman like curse to get rid off I should return me heart in me and then take it out again and put it back in me chest so i would start fresh without the seaweed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
 
It was also complicated to get this hybrid curse. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
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