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would have rather expected he'd drop dead from fright. anyway....

*loots the aft cabins first without anyone noticing, then rushes out on deck, Artois yelling his funny monthy python-esque swearwords, Ronald chucking the limeys over the side two at a time*
 
Actually he did dropped dead from fright when he ran into one of my crewmembers and then found out that the skull was yelling at him when he got up from the ground again ..he fainted. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
you got your looks going for you. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> meanwhile, it's kinda funny seeing all those brits flying through the air and into the sea.
 
The town is starting to get clean and looted. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Only the fortress is still in need some cleaning and looting. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />

*goes to show those military men some dismemberment* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
*enjoying himself on the english ship* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/shoot.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shoot:" border="0" alt="shoot.gif" />
 
Allright the town and the fortress is pillaged and plundered. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
Now what? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
look for MORE loot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
Good idea! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *goes to search some with some of his crew*
 
*elbows another limey off the ship* maybe we should send down some lifebouys. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> naah, carry on gents! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> *poke, poke and poke* weee! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Allright all the loot is taken from the town and fortress ..and this manowar seems to be taken too I see. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
WHAHAHAHA *Rowing a dinghy loaded with rumbombs and powder keggs, laughing like a maniac* Me wants big boom! *Sets dinghy on fire and jumps in the water, swimming away*

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MUWUAHAHA, owh, sorry, squashy thingy is now a lot of roasted toothpicks!
 
Manowar doing kaboom? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Sweeeeet.....
 
i usually do things like that without eating not-so-chicken-like-but-more-human-ish-like-roasted-meat. but anyway.....


i am in one of those 'oooh dear' situations. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i need to find out something concerning school tomorrow on the phone but the only one i can ask it is this 'certain girl'. you get the picture. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Hey! Thomas! wanna clean the town and fortress from roasted-by-exploseives meat? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> There's some of those 'round here. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Nevermind then. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> *to crew* BURN THE BODIES FAST!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
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