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Holy expletive deleted's!! One of em's eatin' me ship's rudder!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Yup. Anything that they reach, they eat. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> Unfurl them sails and get outta there before it eats yer whole ship! Another thing that has me worried, I'm not sure of the salt water effect on a Yuk. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" />
 
*sails off into the sunset, a trail of Yuks following* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sailr.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":sail" border="0" alt="sailr.gif" />
 
Damn good. You took most of 'em with ya. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":keith" border="0" alt="keith.gif" /> <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>!</b> <!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->You might not want to come this way - there's a giant whirlpool opening up!!

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> The Yuks are being sucked in!!! Holy sh*t!! There they go!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wavarr.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":warr" border="0" alt="wavarr.gif" />
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Wow! What a stroke of luck. To have that whirlpool open up at that very instant. But you have no rudder. Can you get out of there?
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> Uh oh!... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *orders crew to lash him to stern railing* *orders everyone to head belowdecks* I'll use me ass-cannon's rocket booster capabilities!! <!--fonto:Impact--><span style="font-family:Impact"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#ff0000--><span style="color:#ff0000"><!--/coloro-->WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> The whirlpool's moving in your direction! Look out!
 
But me ship isn't ready to sail yet!!!! <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/512_jaw_dropper.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
I can tow your ship with mine. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> That is, if you don't mind lending me your rudder <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Will we have time with that whirlpool comin'? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" />
 
I guess we'll have to find out <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
Okay, hurry and we'll see if this works. Hopefully that Yuk will get caught in the whirlpool also.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> It's busy trying to pull Cylon in - that should buy us some time.
 
*at the last possible moment, the rudder is attached, my ship's sails filled with wind, and we begin to move* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

Salty, look out! *Salty's ship tips, then disappears over the whirlpool's jagged rim, with only two ropes keeping the ships hooked together* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> *my ship's stern settles back into the water, then seems to contemplate following Salty's ship* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *at the last possible moment, my ship feels her oats and begins pulling away from the oceanic maw* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> And we're off!! *Salty's ship leaps out of the hole, and follows in the <i>Black Steed</i>'s wake* Heh, thought fer a second there ye weren't gonna make it! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":keith" border="0" alt="keith.gif" /> *Salty and Stallion turn, only to see a ghostly black ship soar bow-first up out of the whirlpool* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
Oh man <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> Trading one problem for another. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Just the way it usually is in these threads. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
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There goes the last Yuk - that sucker shot right down the whirlpool! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> There goes Cylon's ship - it's following the Yuk!

Where'd the black ship go? I don't see it anywhere <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" />
 
I don't see it either. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" /> But it looks like the whirlpool is starting to close up. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
 
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