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ronald likes to use doors and beams as weapons against the french in a boarding, i know that. or anything else, for the matter. the french themselves, for example.
 
<!--quoteo(post=243846:date=Mar 10 2008, 02:25 PM:name=Cylon13)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cylon13 @ Mar 10 2008, 02:25 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=243846"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Really? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> *punches* You'r right *punches ALOT harder* *smash* *Stallion falls into the water* *splash* ..there ya go. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> Now, don't get angry but ..you could try wench that horse girl over there *points at the town stable*. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'm not that desperate! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> There's much better pickin's just outside of town! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

By the way, that supposed "fall" into the lake was just a diversion - I can swim! *splashes into deeper water, looses footing, water goes up snout* ...I think <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
Anyways what now? ..the bloody town has been taken and the english manowar gone kaboom. *notices 5 french ships coming* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Another manowar, 2 frigates, 1 corvette and 1 brig. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />
 
paah, easy meat. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> i've taken on bigger stuff than that in my corvette. much bigger.
 
Agreed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Ok crew let's head at this wretched crap what they call a fleet *crew sets the sail with uncursed submergible corvette*. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> Here I come! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
 
If you can lure some of them Frenchman onto land, I'll give a go at kicking them in the nuts...provided, that is, if they have any <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
ok, time to go nuts with the guns! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
We still have those Salty-Cannons on board ..sweet. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" />
 
I got meself a boat! That guy back at the dock seemed rather happy to part with this leaky sloop - I wonder why? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_confused.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="icon_confused.gif" /> Anyways, here I come! I'll take the brig! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/duel_pa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ixi" border="0" alt="duel_pa.gif" /> Them snotty twits won't know what to make of the talking horse headed at them in this old tub! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
Shame that you can't show middle finger to them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I could always turn around and shake my rump in their direction <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
Good then *shoots all loaded Salty-Cannons at the manowar* BOOOOOOOOOOOM! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> *cannonballs hit the manowar real good that it has alot of big holes in it now and middle mast shot off ..literally* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Wow.. okay Reload the cannons! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" />
 
Be careful with that salty-cannon, Cylon, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> sometimes it backfires. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Nah ..me Salty-Cannons don't have that problem. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> Tested them alot before using.
 
Morgan once thought as you. Ask him about some of the backfires he experienced. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Well ..thaught the crew how to use it properly aswell. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> Okay! FIRE!! BOOOOOOOM!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> *succesfully fires at the manowar again with a result of crippling it totally* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
 
Yep, just when the cannons seem to be firing correctly and yer sinking everything in sight, that's when the backfires come. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
 
i wonder what will happen this time. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> i think he'll shake his ship apart or fall over or something. or, when one of those things jams up you'll be in some REAL splintery soup.
 
It can get dicey at times with the salty-cannon. You never know when its going to backfire on you so that's why you shouldn't be outfitting your entire ship with them.
 
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