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Random Talk

Maybe we should start strapping the dead to the bows of our ships <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> Nobody would be crazy enough to bother us then! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Hadn't thought of that! Boarding another ship would be far quieter!
 
and yucky, but what do we care? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Right. There'd also be far less repair work needed on the ships...human spongy muffage! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
first, we'll need some corpses. cylon? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
But which of our ships gets him? I suppose we could cut 'im in half. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
you can have him. problem is, he won't die, so you'll have to tie him up there pretty securely.
 
How I wish I had a tazer - that'd keep his extremities busy <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
we could still load me gun up with various darts. something has to hit him. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
I'd forgotten about the gun! He'll get his yet! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
start with rat poison! after all, that's what he is! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
anything else? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
What is going on now? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Another conspiracy? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
If yer looking for corpses then take this *gives Morgan a enhanced cursed aztec coin and Morgan suddenly is a skeleton* Now ye have a corpse ..shall I tie him up? And where? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
*stuffs the coin in cylon's mouth* no thank you!

<!--sizeo:5--><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->*RATATATATATATATATATAT*<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> *shoots cylon full of darts*
 
We'll head toward the island and try to use the crosswinds to sail arond to the far side.
 
The coin has no effect on me anymore. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Good Salty, let those 3 just do what they do best: Screwing things up and finishing themselfs off. When we, smart pirates, go looking for some booty.
 
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