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Random Talk

Thomas and Salty are laying on the ground, Thomas seems like he might be knocked out. Well, I lost the rest of the map but I still have the location in me noggin'. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
i think so. where's salty? i feel like some semi-kamikaze matrix move. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
Thomas stirs. "We need to get out of here, now." Salty yells in his ear. He gets up groggily and they continue through the brush.
 
That burnin' smell was yer hat - it was a'flamin' up in the atmosphere, but it kept you in one piece. Also acted as a parachute on the way down. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

Now to put the map back together <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> this'll be fun <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=245972:date=Mar 17 2008, 11:31 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Mar 17 2008, 11:31 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=245972"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->cylon? ready? aim.....<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Aye. *takes Morgan and aims him at Salty* *WIUH!* There he goes! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
*sees screaming red blob fly past* say what?! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
"Yikes!" Salty dives down and just gets out of the way as Morgan screeches past. "I'd better get outta here."

Thomas and Salty run off. Salty doesn't seem to upset about the map falling into Stallion's hands. Hmmm. Wonder why. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
*starts trying to put the map back together* What is this? This ain't no map! *tosses aside page torn from Mickey Mouse colouring book**gallops after Salty and Thomas* #&$%^#%@&^$&*#^*#^%^#^^&#&*((@)()*@*&@&^#%!!!!! I'll get you for this!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" />
 
"Run Thomas, Stallion isn't stupid, he'll put that map together soon and see what it really is." Salty screamed at Thomas as they dodged through the jungle. Thomas screamed back, "Why did you have a fake map?"
"I thought that they would try to get their hands on it." Salty responded. In the distance they heard the feint sounds of galloping.
 
*makes use of one of the ass-cannon's many other functions - A ROCKET BOOSTER!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *
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<!--coloro:#000000--><span style="color:#000000"><!--/coloro-->Here I come!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->
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"He's comin' up quick!" Salty screamed. Both of them made a quick right turn into some heavy vegetation and scampered off unseen in the opposite direction.
 
*sees tracks make a sharp right turn* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *squeezes cheeks together, comes to a rather sudden stop, turns right, then uncorks 'em* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
A huge gaping crevice appears in front of them so Thomas and Salty grab two vines and swing across just as Stallion unleashes the fart blast. The vines rot and break and both of them fall into the crevice.
 
*turns around in mid air with lots of arm-flailing motions, pushes off against a plamtree and goes flying off towards salty and thomas*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
All is quiet. Salty, Thomas and Morgan have disappeared. Is this the end? Or did Salty and Thomas go down there intentionally?
 
Looks like you two forgot about the OTHER secret entrance! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *gallops off*
 
The ground is comin' up mighty quick!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
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