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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Pricers withdraw their offer and suddenly rush Stallion, cornering him and administering a beating until he goes to the bunnies on aisle 9. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/Beating_A_Dead_Horse_by_livius.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
*pricers finally realize they're beating a dead horse left behind by a gypsy, and look up to find Stallion nowhere in sight* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/razz.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":razz" border="0" alt="razz.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*Stallion skids around a corner, only to find he's now being chased by a fat naked guy in an electric wheelchair* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Its the store manager!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
Why'd he take his clothes off?! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
*manager starts going berserk, and begins running over innocent people in his effort to catch Stallion*
<img src="http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm245/Stallion_037/Death_Race_2000_by_ixat.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
I never said that the manager wasn't fat and naked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />


He's running over the customers! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
*Stallion throws some clothes at the manager in order to hide his...uh...price checker <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *

*mob of old ladies once again attacks Stallion, except this time they're on rollerblades, so now he can't get away* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
The old lady mob takes down Stallion over by the lawn equipment and try to put a saddle on him. The manager has managed to unclothe his price checker once again and motors over in the wheelchair. The whole scene quickly degenerates into something far to racy for this thread. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

*Stallion jumps on a ride-on mower, kicks it into second gear, and makes it stand on its back wheels, thereby quickly freeing up a pathway to the garden center**the manager tries to get his price checker where it shouldn't be, and he is promptly relieved of it* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Howling in unbelievable and unbearable pain, the manager searches in vain for his price checker as Stallion eludes the old lady mob and makes for his freedom.

"Stop that damn horse!!!" The manager manages to scream in a mangled voice. The old lady mob move to block the exits. Stallion will have to fight his way out, a talking horse being much to valuable to lose, even if it means that the manager will have to forgo the search for his price checker. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
 
*Stallion grabs a rake, then starts pushing the old ladies out of his way so he can get to the lawn and garden centre, where there should be an exit to the outside world*

*The store manager roars towards him, as the manager replaced his ride with a tricked-out one he stole from an aging rap star**Manager hits one of many buttons on the steering wheel, and discovers wheelchair is a lowrider* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*holds the door open again* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*old lady spears one of the lawnmower's front tires, causing the machine to tip over, spilling Stallion into a rack of plants* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

*Morgan is swarmed by the old lady mob, who mistake him for a little kid out for Halloween, and begin pinching his cheeks and giving him candy**Morgan tries to off himself to escape the terror, but is unsuccessful* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*starts shooting all over the place with his guns* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/guns.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":2guns" border="0" alt="guns.gif" />
 
*Stallion grabs a fire extinguisher and bops an old lady over the head* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
*old ladies begin running in all directions, screaming*

this situation sounds so terribly Largo-esque. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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