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Bounty Hunter SNAFU

Sordid

Utterly inexcusable!
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So a pair of dimwitted Dutch bounty hunters thought it would be a great idea to waylay me in the middle of a pirate settlement. I tried lying my way out of it, but they weren't buying it. One of them pulled a pistol on me, I dodged out of the way, and he hit one of the pirates instead.

Then the town exploded.

Literally <i>everybody</i> in the street drew their weapons, swarmed the two poor guys, and cut them to ribbons in a matter of seconds, it was <i>hilarious</i>. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Really, how stupid do you have to be to start a street fight in a town inhabited by nothing but cutthroats armed to the teeth? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

So, do you guys have any stories of your adventures that you'd like to share?
 
Harr! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Dat be funny thar, Sordid! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

Aye, post dem funny thangs dat happened whilst a playin' AOP2! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
any good loot from their corpses? lolol <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
I was on the other side of that story once, three bountyhunters thought it was a good idea (turns out it was a brilliant idea)to ambush me going out of the tavern, after the occasional lie that never works, one of my officers pulls a pistol ... the idiot shoots a passing spaniard right in tha face. I was going like: ************! Basically said to my officers "screw you, I'm outta here" and fought my way back to my ship.
 
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