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If you miss a dance step the gorvernor will laugh in corner of ball room. The french governor is very joker.
 
Aye mates, ye should be able te confront him fer laugh'n at ye an challenge him te a duel,after ye do em in,than ye can jest take his daughter <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Oh, I got a verrrry tricksy dance combo last night, playing at Rogue. I danced with my newly installed FRENCH governor of Havana's daughter - back, forward, turn, back, turn, back, turn... Something like that. I'm getting better at those unexpected changes but they still are pretty tricky. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

Still makes ME laugh with all the funny noises the daugher makes when I stumble! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Actually, I thought the governor was hiding his face in embarrassment when I stumbled... And I love how the daughter kind of yelps when I stumble. I think I stepped on her foot!
 
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The governor does that for me too. Mind it was only the French governor, I tend to only dance with the French ladies and wouldn't know about the other three. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
I'd not be picky,dance wid em all,jest cause I'd be need'n that much practice <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Aye, I need the practice as well, but there be a method to me madness. See, the Spanish Main is slowly becoming the French Main in my game, so pretty soon I'll be able to dance with all of them and still like the country of the daughters. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p:" border="0" alt="pirate2.gif" />

"Where be the nearest Spanish city, mapsman?"

"It be Vera Cruz, sir. And if I remember from the mysterious traveler, their daughter be a right beaut!"

"Set the course for Vera Cruz, helmsman! I have some dancing to do!" <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":keith" border="0" alt="keith.gif" />
 
Watching the governors laughing at you in the corner is one of the best things in the game. When I first started my guy was stumbling everywhere and it was hilarious! About 10 daughters rejected me before I finally got one down. Now it's a piece of cake. With dancing shoes I sometimes miss up to 6 steps and still get perfect.
 
Speaking of dancing shoes, why don't we see them when we wear them? I see my upgrades in swordfighting, why can't I see those prissy little slippers?
 
Arrrgh! I'd rather shoot meself wid me brace O' pistols than te be seen wear'n sump'n like that <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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specially with that high hills and very colorful shoes. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
I know... Sheesh, next thing you know, you'll be wearing that coat the Dutch gov wears! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Dutchman's coat an dem dance'n slippers That ain't a purty picture Catalina <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I know... Frightening <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> thought, eh? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
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