PIRATE QUOTES

[AJB]

I have just started playing Pirates of the Caribean again and the mods and I had forgotten how funny some of the quotes were that random npc's say

some of my favourites: 'you are too stupid to be dutch!'

drunkenly : 'I was a pppiratte once'

'what a distinguished young man' -more ironic when your a horror of the seas

 

[Pieter Boelen]

How about the Star Wars reference in "My sloop once made the Kessel Strom run in less than twelve hours"?
And my all-time favourite one: "English, Spanish, FRENCH! Their ships are TOYZZZZZZ!"

And the classic pirate line: "ARRRRRRR!"

 

[Pieter Boelen]

"It means no worries for the rest of your days!"
"It's called SWORDFIGHTIENK! You should try it some day, señor!"
"Of course it is wrong to kill! Unless it is in the name of France..."
"Pirates! Pirates! Lock the warehouses!" (listen to Dut_m_a_061.wav)
"No, no, señor; the pointy end goes in FRONT!"
"Your ship is... how do you say...? Leaking...?"
"No, no. You're supposed to HIT me with the blade."

 

[marbatico]

i can only add one thing to that list

captain teagues ''burb!''

 

[Stallion]

There's also the "Eat your breakfast!" uttered when a governor in Pirates! increases your Rank. :

 

[Captain Maggee]

"Pirates in port! Lock up the lasses!"
"What are you boy!? French!? Stupid!? or BOTH!"
I like the lion king song one :

 

[AJB]

Hey! ihave not heard some of these yet, I shall have to find them

 

[AJB]

Teagues 'burb' made me laugh

 

[rbray14]

one i like is


"you smell worse than the horbor at low tide"

 

[Old Salt]

:


The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.

 

[rbray14]

another fav of mine is "your 1st mistake is you're not dutch"
and "you're too stupid to be dutch,idiot" lol

 

[Gunner]

Mmm good quotes. I'd forgotten how amusing the game can be at times.

 

[Stallion]

"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"

 

[rbray14]

i have always been strangely amused at the saying "blow me butt"