Private Label Rum

[William Red Wake]

If ye could have yer own private label rum, what would ye call it then?

Red Wake Rum, fer me.




Slogan, When in dire thirst, dire need, or dire straits...Red Wake Rum. ARRRRRR!

 

[Bilgemunky]

why not "Navel Juice"???

 

[SirChristopherMings]

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why not "Navel Juice"???<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>

Wasn't that one of the test names they had, before they decided on,"Squirt"?

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> OY it's getting DEEP in here, QUICKLY!!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I'd call my private label rum "Catalina The Pirate's Private Stock" - not catchy, really, but it would signify the BEST rum...

Slogan? - "It's MINE... Call yourself lucky you've been selected to share it!" <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

Then there could be a version of it called "Scupper Shake Rum", for the rotgut elcheapo stuff!

Slogan? - "DO NOT SMOKE WHILE IMBIBING!!!" <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diomed.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dio" border="0" alt="diomed.gif" />

 

[SirChristopherMings]

Sir Christopher's Red Rum
(no Wake)

Slogan: If you can read this, get an axe and start practicing your Jack Nicholson impressions.

<img src="http://www.uiowa.edu/~bijou/shining.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
HERE'S JOHNNY!

 

[Admiral8Q]

As a take off of Captain Morgan...

Admiral 8Q!

 

[Mad_Jack]

I rather fancy "Mad Jack's Bit o' Sanity", 95 Proof. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
Slogan: If ye can read this, yer too sober!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[DeCuervo]

DeCuervo Muerno Rum. Got a nice ring to it. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />