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Random Talk

Wait! I see a sail on the horizon! *climbs on top of Salty's head* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->PIIIIIIIIIIRATES!!!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thpirateshipff.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":piratesahoy!" border="0" alt="thpirateshipff.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
That's not a sail you doofus.. that's me standing on a cargo ship.. *looks to the front of the cargo ship* Oh excuse me yer right.. there are pirates and they are sailing away from me. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=226840:date=Dec 20 2007, 06:02 AM:name=Pieter Boelen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pieter Boelen @ Dec 20 2007, 06:02 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=226840"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Do I HAVE a personal island?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Castaway Cay?

Can you let us all go for a ride on the flying dutchman? :p
 
<!--quoteo(post=327293:date=Jun 10 2009, 11:45 AM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Jun 10 2009, 11:45 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=327293"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Wait! I see a sail on the horizon! *climbs on top of Salty's head* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->PIIIIIIIIIIRATES!!!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thpirateshipff.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":piratesahoy!" border="0" alt="thpirateshipff.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Get off my head you neurotic horse! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
What? It's the highest vantage point. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> There's more than one ship! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
And we are unarmed!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> Well, except for the stabilizer. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=327692:date=Jun 11 2009, 10:01 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Jun 11 2009, 10:01 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=327692"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->And we are unarmed!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> Well, except for the stabilizer. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Have ye forgotten the fabled ass-cannon? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

<!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->BA-WUMP! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
 
I thought the stabilizer was a bigger danger. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Well, I suppose getting walloped by a wave of...well...uh..."stuff" might be disheartening. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Prepare for the unforeseen consequences! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *Stallion's Mightyfied Mighty Pole gets so mighty that it shoots a ion beam out what rips a hole into space-time* ... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> SHHIIIT! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *Earth starts moving towards the hyperspace hole and water starts moving there first*

Ah what the heck.. *Takes a huge jump into that hyperspace hole* * meanwhile the unstable hyperspace hole grows bigger*

*arrives somewhere near black hole and dark matter thing nearby*

Buuuh.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Now that's creepy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> *turns around and sees some galaxy's central sun and a supernova nearby plus the hyperspace hole that is starting to get merged with black hole* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> THE f**k IS THIS PLACE!!!! ..ah screw it. Nobody hears me here anyways.... let's see if that works *Throws his remaining doomsday nuke at supernova's direction* This will not end good.. not good AT ALL. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Shit, I need to get out of here. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Somehow I knew the nukes would get involved. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Because of the fallout we are running out of places. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Wait...what? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm245/Stallion_037/crazy.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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