No Killer, you are not dumb. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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B12 has an installer - which is the 4MB file you initially download. The installer is what you need to get the rest of the files. It's set up so that installing B12 on your computer where you have your game is fairly painless and easy.
If you are not downloading the gamefiles to the computer you have the game on, you can still download B12 - using that 4MB installer you can download the files into an empty directory that you designate. After you download the B12 gamefiles you can then copy all of them to a disk and take it wherever you have your game and just do a copy and paste over the existing gamefiles. The only thing you will lose by doing this is the option to UNINSTALL, which is built into the installer but not into gamefiles you just copy and paste.
To put everything into one big zip/exe file could be done - but you would STILL need the internet to download it, and it would STILL take a long time to download. The size of the files are inescapable, even if compressed into a .zip or .rar or .exe file...
Having server space to store this download is also costly. Believe me, if I had the space, I'd do just exactly what you want for you - but I cannot, and I don't think Keith or anyone else involved in this Build can, either...
The download the way it is can be stopped and resumed, I believe. If it's taking too much time, just stop and resume it later. If we give it to you in one big chunk, if you start to download and have to stop, you will have to start over again to get the whole package... As it is at the moment, it's in "packets" which are small and easily downloaded in chunks - and this download can be stopped and resumed, IIRC...
I'll ask Mad Jack to come here and explain it, maybe he can make it clearer than I. He's the technical wiz! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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I'm not sure why the B11update.exe files would cause your game to crash. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> Does it crash before it opens at all? Or do you get the F1 menu so you can select "New Game"?
What kind of graphics card do you have?