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on a totally unrelated note, i think i'll be continuing with the game today, which will of course result in a log update somewhere this week. on the other hand, i might not play the game today at all.

meanwhile, what now?
 
We hit Salty with Salty-Cannon and see if he reacts ..I'll be the cannonball. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
okay! maybe you should stick your arms out up front. you'd look just like one of those american football players snatching the oval ball. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> the ball being salty.
 
Haha. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Aye, will do. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *goes into the Salty-Cannon like Morgan suggested* Ok i'm in the position ..now you just have to target Salty and then shoot me at him. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Wait a minute!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Got something to say before me hits you? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> Let's hear that out.
 
Either I'm being shot out of the salty-cannon or I'm being hit with someone who is shot out of it. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
you got that right. <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->*BOOM*<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> woops.... there goes mister schrapnel.
 
<!--sizeo:5--><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->WHEEEEEE<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->EEEEEE<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->EEEEEE<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->EEEEEEeeeeee.... *swoosh* *Catches the Old Salt by making him literally fly out of his ship in hands of Cylon13* Oi! ..hello Salty! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *splash!*
 
*looses alot of bones by landing on the water* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" /> WHAAA!!! DROPPED ME BODY!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *Cylon's talking skull goes into the water too* (from under the water)
mprblblbmlbmlrmbl... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" /> *after 5 minutes a seaweeded skeleton comes out from the water and takes his floating clothes and hat from the water's surface* Drat. Now THAT was something I did not consider <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> ..do i still miss something? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> *checks himself* Nope. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=237644:date=Feb 11 2008, 11:44 AM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Feb 11 2008, 11:44 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=237644"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->that dog's running off with your hand.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

AHHH!! GET HIM! *Notices that dog in a distance on land and blinks to him* Gotchya! *Attaches his hand back and then notices a piece of Pieter's Treasure on the land*
I just found a golden ring what has "PB" written into it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
And on that moment Thomas the Terror comes along in his little schooner.

*PANG!* (shoots off Cylon's fingerbones with the ring in between.) (Ring shoots up in the sky, thanks to the bullet) GOTCHA! (catches the ring in hand, while sailing by) "I am sorry my gents, thanks for getting the ring with the coordinates, so I can make way" *Takes off hat, and makes bow*
 
ARGH! DAGNABBIT!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> That's 3rd time I need to start lookin' fer those bleedin' body parts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> So i'm gonna just use my abilities and grow some new finger bones on me hand. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> ..Ah! good it worked ..now where's that bastard who took that ring??? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> *sees a schooner sailing away fast* Ok *blink* Hello chum! *Bang!* *shoots the ring off from the captain's table and runs and catches the ring and jumps out from the captain's cabin window and then blinks in the deep underwater* Easy come, easy go aaand easy come ..sweet. Now where's that Pieter matey. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" />
 
drat, why did you have to do that cylon? now i don't have an excuse to make him go squash anymore! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Oo yes you have <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> because I bleedin' took the wrong ring. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> ARGH! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
 
dangit. okay, get some chain and blow a few holes in his sails first! or i could shoot you over there with the salty cannon. no idea why we're doing this actually, especially for a ring.
 
We're doing this because the ring had "PB" written into it and it means "Pieter Boelen" I think ..ah what the heck that basterd shoot me fingers off ..for that I'm gonna load some chains for sure. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" /> *crew starts loading the cannons* Reeeeady ..FIIIIREEEEE!!!! <!--sizeo:5--><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->BOOOOOOOOM!!!<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--> *chains hit some sails and masts straight off leaving TTT's schooner almost crippeled* Heh! sweeet ..Ramming speed? ..anyone? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
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