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that wasn't very nice. who cares, prepare to be squashed! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
*RUNNING all over the deck* "My masts, my my SAILS! NOBODY TOUCHES THE RUM NOW!" *Takes all rum and food into a dinghy and leaves the ship) "GOO GOO mr Baker, full speed ahead!"
 
do we still need to squash him? we only need the ring. meanwhile, who's up for some target practice? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> although, it WOULD be a shame of the rum. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Naah.. *blinks into TTT's schooner again and looks for the "PB" ring and finds it* Now that is the right one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" /> *blinks back* Alright! he can leave with that dinghy ..but damn ..some rum would do because me rum stocks are been empty for about 1 friggin' week! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
 
oh no! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> allright, after the rum! row thomas! row for your liiiiiiiiiife! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />:
 
Now where's that dinghy! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/urgh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":urgh" border="0" alt="urgh.gif" /> ..oh there, HEAD COURSE AT IT! *Cylon13's ship takes a full turn and starts to chase the little dinghy full of rum* Teeheee... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *catches the dinghy up* Allright! PREPEARE TO BE BOARDED! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> *TTT's rum gets taken away by leaving Thomas with only 5 bottles of rum* NOW you can row fer yer life fer sure. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
you really aren't fair. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> good job. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Me being fair? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> NEVER! After all we arr pirates! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p2" border="0" alt="pirate3.gif" /> <------ Take what you can, give nothing back guy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Luckily, I still have some bottles, some cloth, maybe making some rum bombs would be approriate? *Starts making fuses of the cloth* DONE, well, well, what shall we do with this me says! MMM, me no rum, NOBODY RUM!* Starts rowing as a mad man and catches up with the now for anchor laying cursed ship. Gets along side and lobs a rumbomb between the HUGE pile of gunpowder and rum barrels. "I HAVE GOT CABIN-FEVER! MWUAUHAHAHAHAHA, CRAZY AS A LOON!" *Rows, rows for his life!* "I hope it won't give you TOO much of a HEADACHE, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" *laughs like maniac while the rum bomb explodes together with all the rumbarrels and gunpowerbarrels, blowing the cursed ship too little bits.
 
*squashes thomas in the dinghy under his ship* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

knowing cylon he'll just piece himself back together again somehow.
 
Oh dagnabbit! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> ..I lost me gunpowder ..ship and crew is allright because they grow back. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> And that was a WISE thing to put the rum separate from the gunpowder into bottom deck. Luckily the cannons are part of the ship too and grow back also. But me now needs to pull meself together again ..FRIGGIN' AGAIN! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
ARGH! Is there a THING what makes me bones unable to get loose ..well now it is time to start looking for that thing.
 
*some parts/bones are starting to come together at one place* *CRACK!* Ok, pieced meself together. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
No, thanks. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> started to just grow the rest of it back. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
Darned, another ship squashes, oh well *Swims to salty* Move a bit will ya, need some space *Clamps to the driftwood while giving Salty a rumbottle* Cheers mate!
 
*hauls the both of them aboard*

rum? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Thanks Thomas, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/doff.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":doff" border="0" alt="doff.gif" /> if you had given that to me before than Morgan would have rescued me days ago. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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