Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

other elevationally-challenged throw away characters. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

 

[Meigger]

the midget minions were planning

 

[Fred Bob]

a Bar-B-Q and beer-brewing contest. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":beer" border="0" alt="beer2.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

The gnome and tribble were

 

[Meigger]

upset by this and decided

 

[Old Salt]

to crash their little party

 

[Fred Bob]

by bringing tofu and mead. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

As suspected this did not

 

[Old Salt]

have the desired effect and

 

[Fred Bob]

didn't bother the carnivore midgets,

 

[Meigger]

who really preferred furbys and

 

[Old Salt]

red wine. Frustrated, the gnome

 

[Meigger]

prepared to bring out his

 

[Old Salt]

water pistol, and start soaking

 

[Meigger]

the little people when he

 

[Old Salt]

suddenly became aware of a

 

[Fred Bob]

strange distortion in the wall. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":|" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

This malformation reminded him of

 

[Old Salt]

a similar one he saw