Five Word Story

[Old Salt]

up determined to rejoin the

 

[Fred Bob]

fray, but noticed his ankles

 

[Old Salt]

were shackled to the bed.

 

[Fred Bob]

LJ and Worf continued running the

 

[Old Salt]

pool table in Skull's absence

 

[Meigger]

until suddenly the door burst

 

[Old Salt]

open and in walked a

 

[Fred Bob]

used ship saleman named <a href="http://xfer.lfnetwork.com/scummbar.com/mi2/MI1-CD/11%20-%20Stan's%20Previously%20Used%20Ships.mp3" target="_blank">Stan</a> <img src="http://www.milegend.com/animations/images/stan.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Old Salt]

looking to barter with McCoy.

 

[Meigger]

Stan The Man, wanted McCoy

 

[Fred Bob]

to buy a slightly-used Romulan

 

[Meigger]

water-gun to use on the

 

[Old Salt]

gnome who just soaked his

 

[Fred Bob]

head. However, McCoy countered by

 

[Old Salt]

offering a free lifetime supply

 

[Fred Bob]

of wedgies <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> complete with a

 

[Old Salt]

vulcan nerve pinch thrown in.

 

[Fred Bob]

With waistband overhead, Stan collapsed <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

and needed to be revived

 

[Fred Bob]

but then jumped up and