Five Word Story

[Meigger]

for unsuspecting victims to intimidate

 

[Jack Davidson]

, those attracting most attention being

 

[Fred Bob]

most likely to receive extra

 

[Meigger]

scrutiny prior to an animal

 

[Fred Bob]

safari organizer signing them on

 

[Meigger]

for a long tour of

 

[Fred Bob]

Girl Scout cookie factories where

 

[Jack Davidson]

one can sample many fine

 

[Meigger]

cookies made by the hands

 

[Fred Bob]

from the USS Constitution, who

 

[Jack Davidson]

have just recovered from serious

 

[Meigger]

food poisoning after having eaten

 

[Fred Bob]

rotten salt pork and plum

 

[Jack Davidson]

duff. The purser, being responsible

 

[Meigger]

tried to make amends by

 

[Fred Bob]

selling the ships ballast and

 

[Meigger]

remaining salt pork and plum <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/razz.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="razz.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

duff, however the ship capsized <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

when the ballast was removed.

 

[Jack Davidson]

The furious captain surfaced, escaping