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There is such an easy way to defeat EVERY dancing move EVER

<!--`QuoteBegin-Black_Pearl`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Pearl)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->u a cool natured dude? rofl ur just a crying baby thats all... how old r u ? i told u stfu cuz like u said this a civil forum and i dont want to watch a kid posting bs get a life ... whats wrong with johhny deep? kiddo get lost i can bet that ur a one of those geeks without life trying to play cool on forums cuz they know that they r safe behind a pc thats all...like  i said stop posting bs and no one will insult u and u wont get offend... dude chill  all this becuz of a little tip from bah?lets chill and i ask mods to delte thise posts and i hope ur going to accept excuses from my side and forget about this.. chill..[/quote]

A crying baby? Because I don't like being told to shut the F up, I'm a crying baby? Well, I guess I can't argue with that logic. I'm 34 by the way, though I don't see that it's relevant. Nothing wrong with Johnny Depp as an avatar either. But then again, I have a piece of walking toast as an avatar, so what do I know? For that matter though, I wasn't the one who brought avatars into this. I guess I should have asked the question, "What is wrong with an avatar of a piece of walking toast?" His name is "Berndt das Brot" and he's quite popular on German television for what it's worth.

Get lost? I kinda like it here. I think I'll stay if it's all the same to you.
And while I DO consider myself a "geek", I actually have a quite fulfilling life. I have a great love life, my family is close and they are all healthy. I travel quite a bit and have enjoyable hobbies. So, I am quite happy with what I consider to be a full and content "life". As far as hiding behind a PC goes, I'm 6'4" and 253lbs and I spend at least `4-5` hours a week in the gym, so I don't really feel the need to "hide" behind a PC. I don't typically write checks with my mouth, that my arse can't cash. But, once again, I don't see how any of this is relevant.

You claim that I should stop posting "bs" and I won't get insulted. I am still unclear as to where it was that I posted "bs". And frankly, you have been the only one who has insulted me. There have been others whose opinions have differed from mine, but they've all seemed to convey those differences with some social grace and I like to think I manage to do the same.

What I most liked about your recent posts is that you accused me of having no life, being a geek who hides behind a PC, and told me to get lost. All this after calling me a whiner and telling StarEye to STFU. Then you commented about my avatar, which I took to mean that I resemble a piece of walking toast. My resemblence to walking toast is probably about the same as yours is to Johnny Depp, I would imagine. Then you ask for us to all chill and get along. So, slinging insults and acting rude somehow entitles you to be the peace maker?

To the rest of the forum, I apologize for refusing to ignore this whole thing. I should have taken the high road. I guess I took umbrage at his remarks to StarEye, who aside from being a pirate in the most current and modern sense of the word <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> , has been a enjoyable addition to our community.
 
oh ffs i said sorry ffs read it again ... forget abou this im little bit drunk :p i mean it :p and chill chill wasdrunk :p <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Cap`'n Toast+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cap'n Toast)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--`QuoteBegin-Black_Pearl`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Pearl)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->u a cool natured dude? rofl ur just a crying baby thats all... how old r u ? i told u stfu cuz like u said this a civil forum and i dont want to watch a kid posting bs get a life ... whats wrong with johhny deep? kiddo get lost i can bet that ur a one of those geeks without life trying to play cool on forums cuz they know that they r safe behind a pc thats all...like  i said stop posting bs and no one will insult u and u wont get offend... dude chill  all this becuz of a little tip from bah?lets chill and i ask mods to delte thise posts and i hope ur going to accept excuses from my side and forget about this.. chill..[/quote]

A crying baby? Because I don't like being told to shut the F up, I'm a crying baby? Well, I guess I can't argue with that logic. I'm 34 by the way, though I don't see that it's relevant. Nothing wrong with Johnny Depp as an avatar either. But then again, I have a piece of walking toast as an avatar, so what do I know? For that matter though, I wasn't the one who brought avatars into this. I guess I should have asked the question, "What is wrong with an avatar of a piece of walking toast?" His name is "Berndt das Brot" and he's quite popular on German television for what it's worth.

Get lost? I kinda like it here. I think I'll stay if it's all the same to you.
And while I DO consider myself a "geek", I actually have a quite fulfilling life. I have a great love life, my family is close and they are all healthy. I travel quite a bit and have enjoyable hobbies. So, I am quite happy with what I consider to be a full and content "life". As far as hiding behind a PC goes, I'm 6'4" and 253lbs and I spend at least `4-5` hours a week in the gym, so I don't really feel the need to "hide" behind a PC. I don't typically write checks with my mouth, that my arse can't cash. But, once again, I don't see how any of this is relevant.

You claim that I should stop posting "bs" and I won't get insulted. I am still unclear as to where it was that I posted "bs". And frankly, you have been the only one who has insulted me. There have been others whose opinions have differed from mine, but they've all seemed to convey those differences with some social grace and I like to think I manage to do the same.

What I most liked about your recent posts is that you accused me of having no life, being a geek who hides behind a PC, and told me to get lost. All this after calling me a whiner and telling StarEye to STFU. Then you commented about my avatar, which I took to mean that I resemble a piece of walking toast. My resemblence to walking toast is probably about the same as yours is to Johnny Depp, I would imagine. Then you ask for us to all chill and get along. So, slinging insults and acting rude somehow entitles you to be the peace maker?

To the rest of the forum, I apologize for refusing to ignore this whole thing. I should have taken the high road. I guess I took umbrage at his remarks to StarEye, who aside from being a pirate in the most current and modern sense of the word <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> , has been a enjoyable addition to our community.[/quote]
lmao dude im not from us translate it to eu version pls i mean ur wieght an hight omfg 4 hours in gym? doing what? drinking water watching tv and eating ur pizza rofl rofl rofl omfg hahaha in 18 and some 1on this forum have seen me on pics so i wont write down how high i m and how much time i spent training in gym rofl chillcool guy
 
I read it again, and not once did you use the word "sorry".

Johnny Depp - "Hello sir, I think you are a geek and have no life, your avatar is silly and you should get lost! But, let's just drop it and move on."

Burnt Walking Toast - "Excuse me? What did I do to deserve that?"

Johnny Depp - "I said I was sorry, for f*ck sake! Didn't you hear me? Besides, I'm drunk, so that makes it all okay."

Burnt Walking Toast - "Right... I guess you win."

Anyway, I think I've made my point. That is all.
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Cap`'n Toast+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cap'n Toast)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I read it again, and not once did you use the word "sorry".

Johnny Depp - "Hello sir, I think you are a geek and have no life, your avatar is silly and you should get lost!  But, let's just drop it and move on."

Burnt Walking Toast - "Excuse me?  What did I do to deserve that?"

Johnny Depp - "I said I was sorry, for f*ck sake!  Didn't you hear me?  Besides, I'm drunk, so that makes it all okay."

Burnt Walking Toast - "Right... I guess you win."

Anyway, I think I've made my point.  That is all.[/quote]
oke ) happy? u win u win cool guy who trains 5 hours a week in gym woot omfg
 
Johnny Depp - "Oh yeah, by the way, you are fat and you waste your time in the gym eating pizza and drinking water and watching tv. But, you should chill, coolguy."

Burnt Walking Toast - "Hmmm... you win again right?"

I never claimed to be a body builder. I only stated that I am a pretty big person and don't really have to "hide" behind a PC.

If you are drunk, perhaps you should refrain from posting. In my opinion, you are not doing much for your popularity. But then, I'm a fat piece of toast, so what do I know? Actually, I think I should change my name to troll bait...
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Black_Pearl`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Pearl)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->oke ) happy? u win u win cool guy who trains 5 hours a week in gym woot omfg[/quote]

I SO give up. Sheesh.
 
Ummm, BP, I'm GOING to get out the WHIP... Take it easy, and <b>CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED...</b> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/urgh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":urgh" border="0" alt="urgh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dp_nogd.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ng" border="0" alt="dp_nogd.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":c" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsdown.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":2dn" border="0" alt="thumbsdown.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate_plain.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p3" border="0" alt="pirate_plain.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-CatalinaThePirate`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CatalinaThePirate)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Ummm, BP, I'm GOING to get out the WHIP...  Take it easy, and <b>CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED...</b>   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" />  :urgh  :ng  :c  :modding  :2dn  :p3[/quote]
hehe aye aye cap <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
TY... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/poet.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":hmm" border="0" alt="poet.gif" /> Noted... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
could u please clean this out i mean del all those bad replies so new peps dont get scared and run away <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Geeez BP mate! how many times ye expect Cat te clean up de mess ye leave behind <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Anyway, back to the topic. If you really want to practice I would recommend saving before you go into a town where you know you will be asked to dance. That way you can reload over and over until you have had enough practive. Until you get good, don't worry about the beat, just hit the right button as soon as you can. Once you can complete the dances the majority of the time, then worry about the timing.
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Black_Pearl`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Pearl)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->could u please clean this out i mean del all those bad replies so new peps dont get scared and run away  :cheeky[/quote]Well, how's this - Those involved may delete their own posts if they wish. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huhh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:k" border="0" alt="huhh.gif" />

<!--`QuoteBegin-ddmagnan`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ddmagnan)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you really want to practice I would recommend saving before you go into a town where you know you will be asked to dance.[/quote]<b>ddmagnan, </b>that's a good idea, I've done that. You can actually save when you are IN the town by going to your personal menu where you can select the savegame button. When you reload you will already be IN the town - just before you walk into the gov's office. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
<!--QuoteBegin-ddmagnan+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ddmagnan)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->CatalinaThePirate <!--QuoteBegin-"ddmagnan"+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE("ddmagnan")</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you really want to practice I would recommend saving before you go into a town where you know you will be asked to dance.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><b>ddmagnan, </b>that's a good idea, I've done that. You can actually save when you are IN the town by going to your personal menu where you can select the savegame button. When you reload you will already be IN the town - just before you walk into the gov's office. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I saw that the game automatically saves (in the same save spot) every time just before you enter a town.

So what I do is go straight to the gov to see if I have to dance, before I go off doing anything else in town.

If I blow ... that is when I blow ... that is ...most of the time ... I fail the dance, then I simply reload the auto saved game.

That way I don't loose any progress made in town, I do everything else ater I dance, and I use the word dance loosly <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I agree, it is hard

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I don't have fast reaction times. The dancing doesn't require fast reaction times.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'm in the same boat (excuse pun) as this gentlemen, the dance moves are to quick, I do really well up until the last few moves and well 3 hearts goes back to one, BUT! Arghh, we pirates are not dances thats for the French and Spanish dogs, real pirates just take what they want anyways. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":keith" border="0" alt="keith.gif" />

Arghhh, shiver me timbers! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
dude, good idea but not good outcome

Use pause you say, well I tried and made it harder, I give up, might just marry the tavern wench <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

Cheers <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Why is it that everyone is <b>so damn afraid</b> of dancing??!? I woo the wits out of the cyberwenches in 90 per cent of all cases (on Swashbuckler Level)!
 
It be 'arder fer some den others mate,me being left handed an not so good with me right hand,all de key commands fer dance'n be on de right side O' de keyboard,maybe I'd be turn'n me keyboard upside down <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
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