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There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

<!--`QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I bet you could still do it easy, Lady Cat, with two bottles of rum tied behind your back!   <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> [/quote] <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> Or with two bottles of rum under my belt! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

<!--`QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I must be running out of rum... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":beer" border="0" alt="beer2.gif" />  

Ah thanks!  xD:[/quote]I *knew* when I added that guy he'd start getting some use! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Aye...ther shoul' ne'er be a shortag' o' rum o' a good year o' wine fer that matt'r...sometim's I hav' to be a mor' refin'd lady, Arrr... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":beer" border="0" alt="beer2.gif" />
Often thoug' I dannae care at all::giggles:: I think I gots anoth'r one fer ye too, mateys.

Dread Mishap

In the powder room one night
There was a terrible fright
Old Tom Shoonen
He lit up a cuban
Seen fer miles was his ship alight
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-Cap`'t Katarine De Lafonta+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cap't Katarine De Lafonta)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...sometim's I hav' to be a mor' refin'd lady, Arrr... [/quote]Heh, you can be the lady, Kat. I'm the scruffy old trampy old rumrunner... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

Good limerick! I can tell you're warming up for some more, too! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Aye! Great limerick, lady...mate... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> ...lady
 
Thank yer both...I'll try to come up wit som' oth'rs...I prefer bein' a scalywag thoug....harrr...how many diffren' spellings o' that are ther? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" />
 
I wrote to <b>SirChristopherMings</b>, for some help, and he suggests to me that I should write some poems in French. I think it's a good idea so there is a limerick in 2 parts: one in French, the other in English. That's not about piracy. It's about LOVE

<b>Sophie</b>

J'imagine souvent que tu es à mes côtés
Pour pouvoir te parler et enfin te toucher
L'espoir est né quand nos regards se sont croisés
Pourquoi je n'ai pas réussi à te parler?

I was too shy to talk to you
Now an other laugh with you
But i'm sure you think of me
All your moves seem to call me


Thanks to a girl named Sophie for the inspiration.
 
Magnifique! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Merci <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
That definitely rates a <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> WOW! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> Captain Dams.

Why does this smiley remind me of you? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" />

Donnez mon respect au beau Sophie, `sil-vous`-plait! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
<!--`QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings`+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Donnez mon respect au beau Sophie, `sil-vous`-plait![/quote]

Avec grand plaisir!
 
<b>Blade in one hand, tiller at the other...</b>

Child of Thor sailed upon the High Seas,
And defeated his opponents with ease,
A disengage from "four" to "seven",
Sent the bulk of them to Heaven,
Before many knew what was remise.
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Good one, mate!!!

Ok, my turn. Here we go. About the Captain Jack Sparrow!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" />

<b>Capt Jack Sparrow</b>

He looks like he's always drunk
But he can cut you in hunks
Be careful, he doesn't play fair
In addition he doesn't care

He escapes from the gallows
Fly for freedom like sparrows
He is really a black sheep
But a good man, love his ship
 
<b>The one that got away...</b>

Fred Bob found himself as the quarry,
Of a rouge seeking plunder and glory,
But his manuvers adroit,
And "`Quaker-Style` Exploit",
Left the rouge with a stinking fish story.

<img src="http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/332ZK34H/95314.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Good pic!!
And great limerick!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
I respect your take on things, mate. But...

Fed Bob is a peaceable man,
The Quaker Exploit figures large in his plan.
But this pyrate would rather
get his prey in a lather
and fight them all to the very last man.
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" /> Nice!
 
Mad Jack,

'Bout your tactics I can make no bones,
And I should be the last to throw stones,
But a combat's so chancy,
And my outfit's too fancy,
For the locker of Old Davy Jones!


<img src="http://www.commersen.se/ungafakta/varldshaven/myter/gastar/bilder/davy_jones.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
Sir Chris, that's too bloody rich!!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I think you guys are doing very well! Nice ones!!! (wish I had more time to make some up, I'm `multi-tasking` as I type this, planning all sorts of things - um oh... ) <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> Are you guys listening to my THOUGHTS???!!! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Har! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Ye scurvy scoundrels be a puttin' a grin on ol' Fred Bob's face! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />


The poets Sir Chris an' Mad Jack,
Be hit by a Big Mac Attack,
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
Cheese, pickles on sesame bun, oh yes,
Wolved them down an' decided tew go back! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
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