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Monster from the deep

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CLAW blimey! This "monster" creepy-crawly emerged from the deep sea - and gave oil workers a fright.
The giant isopod, a type of aquatic bug related to WOODLICE, normally lives 8,500ft underwater.

But this two-and-a-half-foot whopper clung to a submarine sent from an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico.

Prof Craig McClain, of North Carolina's National Evolutionary Synthesis Centre, said: "Some are even bigger."


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DAYTONA BEACH -- The champagne-colored van was the last anniversary present Eliud Haliday got from her late husband, so she wasn't going to let it go easily.

The 70-year-old Daytona Beach woman got tough with a carjacker Tuesday, police said; so tough the robber bailed out.

"I wasn't going to let them take my van, my pocketbook and my paycheck," Haliday said from the emergency room of Halifax Health Medical Center, where she was taken as a precaution. "It's against nature. You can't let them take over your life."

Haliday just arrived at the Beville Road Walmart shortly after 1 p.m. Tuesday to pick up her son, Allan, who is temporarily disabled because of a motorcycle accident.

"She had just put a couple of bags of groceries in the van when it takes off racing down the parking lot and I called 9-1-1," he said.

Haliday had jumped into the van and put her assailant in a chokehold. A Brazilian native, she studied martial arts -- judo, jujitsu and capoeira -- in her youth.

"He kept telling me that he was going to kill me, and that he had a gun in his pants," Haliday said from her hospital bed, hair styled and nails manicured. "I told him, 'You can't reach it. Your pants are at your ankles.' "

Nonetheless, her heart pounded as the suspect -- described as a young black man wearing a black short-sleeve shirt and a camouflage hat -- hit a parked car, swerved several times and hit a fence.

"I think he was trying to get me to fall out of the sliding door," Haliday said. "He swerved one time and the door slammed shut and then he was mine."

His accomplices, four of them, followed in another van as Haliday's sped east on Beville Road.

"His friends were screaming, 'Bail out, bail out,' " she said. "I kept asking him if he wanted to stop all this nonsense and get out, but he kept going."

Haliday, a retired nurse who described herself as kind and gentle at all other times, said it was necessary to defend herself so she did what she had to do.

"I can't believe how hard it is to break somebody's neck," she said. "I just kept choking him until he couldn't talk. I thought he'd at least faint."

By the time the suspect made it to Ridgewood and Rutledge avenues in South Daytona, he'd had enough. He leaped out and was picked up by his cohorts.

"What he did is wrong, wrong, wrong," she said. "I've always believed in protecting children and the elderly, and I guess I'm now, well ..."

Her daughter, Maisa Alderman, said her mother taught her self-defense as a child, but she couldn't help but be concerned when her mother called from Halifax to tell her she had been carjacked.

"By the time I saw her, I was laughing," Alderman said. "When she started telling me about how his eyes were poking out and how hard it is to break somebody's neck, I knew she was fine."

Police Chief Mike Chitwood is thankful Haliday will be OK.

"You've got these little thugs just looking for an opportunity," he said. "They thought they found it, but they were wrong."

Police are still looking for the suspect and his accomplices. Anyone with information is asked to call Detective Dale Detter at 386-671-5218.

While both her son and Chitwood referred to her assailant as looking quite young, Haliday hopes he's not.

"I hope he's at least 21 so he had a chance to enjoy his life some, before he goes to jail," she said. "You just can't do this kind of thing to people. Not on my watch anyway."
 
And now for something completely different!

Stranded John Cleese takes US$5,100 cab ride from Oslo to Brussels
Posted: April 16, 2010, 8:33 AM by Gillian Grace

Agence France-Presse


OSLO -- Monty Python comedy legend John Cleese took a US$5,100 dollar taxi ride from Oslo to Brussels after becoming stranded in Europe’s volcanic ash travel crisis, the Norwegian TV2 broadcaster reported on Friday.

“We checked every option, but there were no boats and no train tickets available. That’s when my fabulous assistant determined the easiest thing would be to take a taxi,” Mr. Cleese told the broadcaster in a telephone interview posted on its website in Norwegian.

The bill? A whopping US$5,100, said Mr. Cleese, who was visiting the Norwegian capital to take part in the popular Scandinavian talk show Skavlan.

The taxi carried two extra drivers for the 1,500 kilometre drive, TV2 reported.

“It will be interesting. I’m not in a hurry,” Mr. Cleese said, adding that from Brussels he planned to take the Eurostar train to London, where he hoped to arrive by 3:00 pm on Saturday.

“I will think about a joke you’ve probably already heard: How do you get God to laugh? Tell him your plans,” Mr. Cleese said.

The comedian is not the only one spending heavily on taxis as the volcanic ash from Iceland spreads over Europe.

According to Oslo Taxi, drivers have made numerous trips between Oslo and Stockholm since Thursday and a number of fares have gone even further.

“The longest trip so far was from Oslo to Paris,” Oslo Taxi spokesman Lars Dolva told the NTB news agency.

Original story here :
http://network.nationalpost.com/NP/...-us-5-100-cab-ride-from-oslo-to-brussels.aspx
 
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Oops: Chinese Theme Park Uses Porn Poster to Advertise Pirates of the Caribbean Ride

On a trip to an amusement park in Xiamen, China, Redditor coltrane087 noticed something unusual about a Pirates of the Caribbean ride: In the midst of standard fare promotional posters for the film, someone had slipped in a poster from Pirates, which is not, in fact, an installment in the beloved Johnny Depp-helmed series, but is rather a pornographic film that, among other accolades, won the 2005 AVN Award for “Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video.”

While you can see a legitimate Pirates of the Caribbean poster to the left in the above picture, you may wonder where the poster on the right featuring the blonde buxom pirate comes from. That’s right: It’s from a 2005 pornographic movie called Pirates, which, with a reported budget of 1 million dollars, had the distinction of being the most expensive porn film ever made at the time of its release.

Irony #1: when Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End was released in China, it was heavily censored by authorities at the state-run China Film Group Corporation, who reportedly “cut scenes involving too much violence and horror” — enough to make the film difficult to follow for audiences.

Irony #2: A casting call for the upcoming fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, On Stranger Tides, went out of its way to ban women with implants: A restriction which presumably would have knocked out many of the stars of the other Pirates. “Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.“


Original story here :
http://www.geekosystem.com/chinese-pirates-ride-porn/
 
News.com.au and CoreData conducted a survey about illegal downloads, the survey got over 7000 responses and found that the majority of people would pay for things they download illegally if it was made available for the right price.

The study found that users who typically download movies would be willing to pay the most, up to $10, if it was made available in a format that they could use how they wanted. While the majority of music downloaders were only willing to pay 50 cents.

Australian Pirate Party president David Crafti says, "People aren't just looking for a free ride. They're living in the modern world and expecting business models to keep up with them."

"They just want to know that they've got the data, they can watch it whenever they want, on whatever device they want, they can watch it three months later, or a year later, and not have any time limitations."

Neil Gane executive director of anti-piracy group Australian Federation Against Copyright Theft responded to the survey as well saying, "This is something that consumers obviously want, and it's something that legitimate businesses are striving for."

"Movie industries obviously want to make their content available online, but they can't compete currently with a free alternative that's perpetrated through theft. "Once there is a level playing field, I think you'll begin to see a lot more flexible, innovative business models."

Mr. Gane also said that they prices that users think are reasonable are unrealistic for the music and film industry.





I vote the last sentence is a load of crap. xD: The companies just need to learn how to curb their greed.
 
So, they would rather people just continue to download their content for free from pirate sites and get $0 and continue to screw there legit costumers by adding useless buggy DRM, then to charge a reasonable $10 and at least make some profit on it! It's amazing just how stupid greed makes people.
 
I never downloaded anything illegal , except for a few games when the legal version didn't work and the illegal copy did . One of those I first bought legally and was really pissed when the stupid thing locked up my computer :modding . Can't remember now which one that was , it's been a while . :shrug
 
I've done that a few times too, will. :yes I miss the days when you could actually take something back that didn't work and get a cash refund. xD: The manager of the Wal-Mart (or is it Walmart?) here has a policy of taking back just about everything electronic - he sees me at least twice a month. :cheeky

Most recent return (in this case exchange) was Just Cause 2 - not because it's a buggy piece of junk, but because the disc developed radial cracks or something. The cracks started at the hole in the centre, then spread outward. I only got a flat exchange for a new disc, but the game does sometimes work, so I guess I can't complain. :no
 
Or the 7000 people could be using DRM as an excuse for theft. Poll is inaccurate because there will be pirates who won't admit to piracy. Then you have the pirates who will admit to piracy but not doing to save cash but not admit to doing it because of cash and using some crummy argument like "Information should be free" or "avoiding DRM" or "Not feeding greedy developers".

If the pirates were really downloading stuff to avoid DRM, they would purchase legit copies to make sure the developers get their fair amount of cash, then download a pirated version.
 
I'd just avoid both pirating and purchasing it altogether. xD: Nothing sends a message like "sales way lower than anticipated". :yes
 
I'd just avoid both pirating and purchasing it altogether. xD: Nothing sends a message like "sales way lower than anticipated". :yes
Only thing worse than that would be pirates discovering that all the time and trouble they spent to pirate a "popular" game was entirely

WASTED

because the game was simply (please excuse me Stallion) Horse Poop!!

So let's all observe a few moments of silence

for those poor hapless pirates who wasted their time on

Spoor.


Then a few moments for those who ever played an [editorially removed the name] game.

and a few minutes for those who tried to play [editorially removed the names] before downloading the 100mb++ patch.


All games that shall live in Infamy.


With just a little guile you can figure out the games in question.
 
Calling Spore horse poop is the understatement of the century.

The reason Spore was the most pirated game of its time was because it was the most hyped and advertised game.

Remember that the anti DRM crowd is over represented. The only people who are really Pro DRM are the devs and publishers. Remember a article like "New anti piracy methods increase actually increase piracy" will get more hits than "DRM system working fine". News reports like "Things you need to be worried about" tend to get a lot of hits than "Things going fine".

A lot of the Steam bashing comes from the days of early Steam where it was unstable. Now it runs with almost no problems. Some of the DRM horror stories come from people who assume that that the problems are caused by DRM.
 
Ok, before we get to far off topic ...here is a wacky news story for you! Interesting that China has a lower commercial piracy value than the US, but the US has the lowest piracy rate! I love the flawed logic of 1 pirated copy = 1 lost sale, like Joe Schmo in Zimbabwe would pay $700 for a full blown copy of Adobe Photoshop CS 5! "Figures lie, and liars figure!"

Piracy costs software industry $51 billion in '09

The software industry missed out on more than $51 billion in profits last year as a result of software piracy, says a new study released Tuesday by IDC and the Business Software Alliance (BSA).

The seventh Annual BSA and IDC Global Software Piracy Study found that the rate of software piracy rose by 2 percentage points last year to hit 43 percent. This means that for every $100 of legal software sold last year, another $75 worth of unlicensed software hit the market and reached the hands of consumers.

The increase in piracy over 2008 was due largely to higher PC shipments and sales, especially in emerging markets such as Brazil, India, and China, reported the study. One of the biggest markets for pirated software, China, saw the value of illegal software jump to $7.6 billion last year, $900 million more than in 2008.

In an ironic positive twist during last year's recession, software piracy actually fell in 54 of the 111 economies covered in the report and grew in only 19. In the United States, the rate of software piracy stayed the same at 20 percent, the lowest in the world. But in light of the nation's huge PC market, pirated software in the U.S. cost the industry $8.4 billion in profits.

"Given the economy, 2009 piracy rates are better than we expected," BSA President and CEO Robert Holleyman said in a statement. "But incremental improvements are not enough. Few if any industries could withstand the theft of $51 billion worth of their products."

Original propaganda and useless charts here :
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-20004783-93.html
 
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