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[Old Salt]

And its healthy as it clears out the system, especially of cockroach pasty puss filled remnants. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

And most importantly, beer tastes good.

 

[Old Salt]

Aye, that it does. We have now had three days pass since any sighting of Morgan in these parts. He has not shown up on the international news. He has not even shown up on the local news. We know the frog-eaters were angry with him (as they are angry at us as well) and we know there was a Yuk sighting in Holland recently. So, if its not cockroach poisoning then I'm afraid Morgan may be in real trouble with one of our thread creatures.

 

[Meigger]

You may me correct in those assumptions. However, I believe Morgan is more than capable of dealing with any of those creatures. Now that I think about it, I am wondering if the cleaning lady has gotten a hold of him. That could be bad news for Morgan. She swings a mean mop and he could be lying somewhere groggy and wondering where he is. If that is the case, someone will stumble upon him sooner or later.

 

[Old Salt]

Erika is falling under more and more suspicion these days. She has been slow to clean up messes left in the threads despite numerous pay increases and scoldings, and she just happened to be in several of the threads cleaning up at the same time Buckles has been breaking in to them. We may need to question her again but that mop can convince anybody going to talk to her to just let her go about her business. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

WHY exactly where we talking about eating cockroaches? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Aha! Morgan is back. Please verify? Have you fallen under the sway of the frog eaters? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":c" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

BTW, I forgot why we were talking about cockroaches, you'll have to scroll back. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Lazarus]

The cockroaches are planning a suprise retaliation:

<img src="http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/01/robo-roach.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<!--QuoteBegin-"engadget"+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE("engadget")</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->.... to create a super being: the <b>Robot Zombie Cockroach</b>. A research team ... is making these bio-bots by lopping off the antennae of regular roaches and replacing them with pulse-emitting electrodes. The researchers then send signals with a remote control to a backpack worn by the roach that powers the electrodes. The roaches can be told to go left, right, forward and back, (attack)... or for a bit of espionage. We just hope they keep these guys away from the vats of radiation in the other room, or we're going to have some super-ninja-robo-roaches to deal with before long.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Better hope you didn't eat one of his cousins...

 

[morgan terror]

i haven't seen the frog eaters. i think they might be in that duck-pond.

 

[Old Salt]

Well you can't eat them anyway with all that pulsating equipment that they are wearing, although they must still be filled with puss to conduct the electronic pulses. If in fact you have eaten a cousin of one of these new age roaches, you can expect to have a very limited future indeed that will be filled with pain and agony. The future looks as if it does indeed belong to the roach, whether the Van Allen Belt switches or not. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_praise.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_praise.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

That roach looks like a tasty snack. Just add hot sauce and you are goo to go. Picking that added equipment out of your teeth could be a problem, but easily overcome. Toothpick anyone? You can do just about anything to a cockroach and it keeps on ticking. Kind of like the energizer bunnie.

 

[Old Salt]

But if you bite into the roach and the pasty puss comes out and coats your teeth <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> as your also breaking apart the electrical equipment with your chomping don't you run the risk of an electrical shock, especially as your beginning to puke once you start tasting the white pasty puss? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

well, that's a lovely image, don't you think? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

White pasty puss that coats your teeth? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

nice and shiny. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=")" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Actually, it does leave your teeth nice and shiny and also minty fresh. We could mix cockroach white pasty puss with fluoride and market it as a new kind of toothpaste guaranteed to ward off tooth decay. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="me.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> <img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/b4lazarus/barfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[morgan terror]

and it would function perfectly as a barfirator too! or whatever that stuff's called.

 

[Old Salt]

I think we should plan a marketing strategy for this, we just have to overcome the public's strong initial reaction to puke. Perhaps we can do this by lying to them that the toothpaste isn't made from cockroach pasty white puss, however the danger is that if they find out they will force us to eat that crap nonstop. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

Is toothpaste the way to go. Why not a butter type mixture you can spread on bread or toast. Kind of like cream cheese.

 

[morgan terror]

mm....i think the green-yellow-white color might put people off. with toothpaste, it wouldn't be that wierd.