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thankx diomed! hey u can join too if ye want!!! lol...all i know is thats only the forum, not the main site, which is being worked on right now so sooner or later, the main site will be up, maybe within this month, maybe not. either way this forum is great, and trust me, i couldnt have done it without the help of a few people, and those few people are actually from this forum!!! :?
 
<span style='`font-size`:25pt;`line-height`:100%'>Topics for `5-17`-04</span>

Hi all, I got a lot of topics, but they are short and to the point.

1)Still Busy, and Technical Problems
I am back, as I can see that action is heating up around here again. I am still having problems with my internet, so don’t expect me to always be around. Also, I still will be very busy with school and my Civil War Reenactments.

2)All this Moving Around on the Forums
I see that we have a new forum, and the Blind Parrot is now more of a serious discussion forum. I am surprised this thread stayed on with the Blind Parrot. I thank you all for keeping it here. But I think that the Burning Brig (Who thought that name up?) will sort of become looser on conversation.

3)New “Reality” Show, but it is a Good Show
I saw that a new show on PBS is starting tonight called Colonial House, at 7 PM Central Time. A group of around 25 people will be living in a 1628 village for around 5 months. It looks good.

4)A Comparison between Reality shows and Sitcoms
Have you ever realized that Sitcoms are probably more real than Reality Shows? The shows from the 70s are really more like reality than many of the shows we have today. Why would you call a show were 16 people are stranded together and whoever wins all these games for a million dollars a reality show? I know I have ranted on this already, but I just heard on TV this phrase: "Sitcoms are more real than Reality Shows" seemed so true.

5)Update on Game and Research, Hiatus
Sorry people, I am putting these things back on the back burner of what I am working on again. You can expect to see more work starting toward the second half of June. In the research part, the Smaller Islands are the things I will probably need help on researching. So look for details on what years those islands were property of what countries, due to they switched hands so much.

6)The Aluminum Beer Can, Empty for now
Sorry to say folks, but I am just a little tired of those jokes. The Redneck Rave that came with the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is gone now, and its time to move on. So, until the next big redneck CD, Movie, or Comedy tour, you probably see this Aluminum Can in the Recycling.

7)The Jokester’s Fake Can of Peanuts, Empty
I lost taste for these peanuts, but if you guys want to, PM me a joke, and I will post it with one of my topics and put your name with it. Sounds like a deal?
 
Hey Captain Python, nice to see you back! :cheers :blah:

Where do you THINK this topic would have ended up? It might not be strictly PIRATES, but it's more on the "adult" end of the conversational spectrum (or at least we all pretend it is, LOL!)...

A lot of shows from the '70s were written by people who were looking at life and not trying to parody it as much as portray silly human foibles. Today, much of the sitcom genre is overblown parody.

Look at the old show "All In The Family" - they took stereotypes and showed us how ridiculous they could be... That was considered "cutting edge" then... Today, people would be insulted and litigate for damages... :p: So people's perceptions of how things should be portrayed has changed.

IMHO, television today - NETWORK television - has fallen into a morass of "lowest common denominator" shows... There are THANKFULLY a few exceptions to that (CSI, for example), however I am generally quite bored with most of network television today. I don't care much for the "reality" show, tho I will admit to enjoying "The People's Court" and some of the other judge shows once in a while...

I haven't had my television on in months except to watch the news. I'd much rather read a good book!
 
New “Reality” Show, but it is a Good Show  
Ahhhh, what is it with reality shows, tv is supposed to take you away from reality, otherwise go outside. Im one of those people who think reality TV is an absolute crock, although mrs keith loves survivor and .....actually i think she like all of them. I may watch one if it was an international contest but they are just all the same, just different settings

Plus when you come to think of it, they are not really reality in any event imho

Yeah python, that was me who moved, it but your right this is more of a general convo type thing xD:
 
NO! NO! NO! NO! I really liked having this thread in the Blind Parrot! This is a more serious thread, and the Blind Parrot is a more serios conversation thread. Please put if back if you would.
 
Well mrs keith has informed of a new survivor series is coming out. I wonder how many seasons you can go with all of this.... then i started wondering if half of the contestants are all worded up before the show in how to act or so on, what would be funny if you had a group of people who...are actually easy to get along with, wouldnt that make exciting tv viewing. So the point is really, how much reality is in reality tv. Im just agreeing with CP
 
<span style='`font-size`:25pt;`line-height`:100%'><u>Topics for `5-25`-04</u></span>

1)<u>Historical Question</u>
I would like to cover one topic of technology of the 1650s to 1750s, the musket. But before I start a big topic, I would like to ask you one question, what were two big reasons the bayonet was invented? Tune in for the next topic for discussion.

2)<u>Music Review</u>
I know it's been a while since this movie came out but, I got the soundtrack to "Oh Brother, Were Art Thou?". It has some excellent music. A combination of folk music from and about the depression of the 1930s, and christian tunes of the erra. The movie itself is a good comedy. But the one thing about the movie is that it is another "making fun of steriotypes through comedy" movies, meaning they take all the steriotypes from everyday life and from other movies on a particular topic and make a funny comedy with it. This movie concentraits on the Depression, Chain Gangs, and the South during the 1930s.

3)<u>Another Odd Time of Year</u>
The last two weeks of May and the first three weeks of June seem to be another one of those odd times of the year were business gets busier, particular and important events are more numerous, the weather is either a little cold or in average temperatures and you wished that the nice beach weather would come, and you feel like you could go crazy. That is what I feel about this time, how has this time of year been treating you?

4)<u>The True View of Pirates</u>
I was talking with a friend, and this person wasn't particularly into our type of history, he was a mid 20th Century historian, and I worked my way down to the time period of the 1650s and 1750s. He said he would of liked to be a pirate. I tried to explain what a real pirate was. We all here (at least most of us) know that pirates were desperate, dirty, cold, and generally `un-romantic` people. These days they are making many specials on what life was really like during particular time periods, and trying to get rid of our steriotypical views of history. They need to do a view on pirates, don't you think?
 
2. that is a great movie and i love the music. isnt it based on the oddessey by homer?

4. this is very true. you would have thought the history or something like that would have done on already.
 
Hey Captain Python, glad to have ya back! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" /> (I know I keep saying that but I miss ya around here, matey!) (heh!)

1.) I'm going to guess the bayonet was invented because a musket only had one shot - and if you didn't have enough time to reload, at least you still had something deadlier than the musket butt to defend yourself with in a battle.

Also sometimes those muskets would jam or misfire, which would leave you (again) defenseless except for whacking someone with the musket butt.

2.) I have always loved folk music - don't hear enough of it anymore, unfortunately.

3.) You REALLY want to know? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Life has been unexpectedly weird lately - I mean, I got skunked on a chance to make $100 for 90 minutes of my time for a marketing survey because I arrived too late - why it took me two hours to drive less than 20 miles I'll leave up to you to guess (L.A. "rush hour" traffic). THEN I ran out of gas on the way back home (gawd!). I was pretty grumpy the next day, remembering the money I lost that I never had, and the money I had to reimburse someone who came to bring me some gas... THEN out of the blue two of my old web clients called with jobs for me, so I thought YEA!!! $$$ <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />

But now my three cats are fighting like they want to kill each other. Repeatedly. And it's not just play fighting, either. This is distressing to me, as I may have to give one of them up... And I don't want to, but I can't have them doing this to each other, it's just not good. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ib012.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cry" border="0" alt="ib012.gif" />:

4.) David Cordingly's book, "Under The Black Flag" is a very good read on the realities of piracy and the lives of pirates. He is the current world's topmost authority on pirates in history and his book is fascinating.

The romanticism of piracy did not start with books like Treasure Island and movies like "Captain Blood"... Even back when the "golden age of pirates" was still going on, people saw - or imagined - the romanticism in leading a pirate's life. The book, "A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pyrates", by Captain Charles Johnson (1724), was illuminating, yet it was difficult to separate fact from fictional embellishment - and your general reader might not know the difference...

"The Buccaneers of America", by John Exquemelin, is supposed to be an excellent resource of true accounts of pirates. First published in 1678, it contains a detailed account of the life of Sir Henry Morgan and includes bloodthirsty accounts of the buccaneer raids on Spanish ships and treasure ports.

(I'm sorry, I have to truncate this, my cats are fighting again) :x
 
Ah I'm back. They're not dead (yet) <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> thank goodness. Stupid cats. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Captain Python, here's a link to a very informative site you (and other history buffs) will truly enjoy:

<a href="http://www.kipar.org/society/author/`pirates-history`/`pirate-carib`-guide.html" target="_blank">http://www.kipar.org/society/author/pirate...guide`.html</a>

Excellent info there... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
i love the site. the pirate ships section was very interesting. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />
 
<span style='`font-size`:25pt;`line-height`:100%'><u>Topics for 5/26/04</u></span>

1)<u>History Question, Answered.</u>
Here are the two reasons for the invention of the Bayonet:
1. (Here is what everyone said for an answer) For the Musket Man to better engage in close combat.
2. (Here is what no one said, that I was thinking of) To Replace the Pikeman.

With the Invention of the Matchlock System, another reasonable way to bring long range fire without major training came about. Going back to the middle ages, the Long Bow was the ultamite weapon, but it took years of experience to be able to operate well. So as an answer to that, the crossbow was made. It took only a week to learn how to properly use this, but the accuracy and range was terrible. The Matchlock was sort of like the crossbow as in what is was made to do, to find a weapon easy to use by commoners. It was aslo deadlier.

With that came a whole new system of fighting. You would have your musket men, pikemen, cavalry, and artillery. The musket men could easily shoot the cavarly men down, but slow reloading opened up a time for the cavalry to rush in and slaughter the musket men. To defend the musket men, Pikeman would be used. A very effective system of 3 pikemen together was used. One man would go for the rider, another for the horse, and the third was support or a replacement. Artillery could be deadly to the packed ranks of men, or at least scare the bejebus out of you. When pikemen and musket men fought against other pikemen and musket men in close combat, wasn't much of a fight. Think about it, how are you going to fight with a huge pike about 8 feet long, or a huge, unwealdy musket?

Then the Flintlock system came major use after 1650 in the battlefield. This made the gun lighter, easier to load, maneaverable, and a bit more reliable. As the 17th Century went on, Pikemen were being used less and less. In the English Civil Wars, there was a ratio of 2 musket men there was 1 pikeman. The one thing about pikemen is that they are only used for one job, fending off cavalry attacks, and musket men just shoot them down. So why not combine the musket man and the Pikeman into one job, getting rid of wasting money and men on pikes?

So the bayonet (when I say bayonet, I mean a sharp item actually designed to go on the end of a gun, not just a knife. It was actually concidered illegal to put knives on the end of gun before this) is invented around 1675, and is in major use by the end of the century. Before 1700, another evolution in the bayonet was made. The bayonet at first was not a socket bayonet that left the barrel open for firing, but was put into the barrel and would have to be removed for further firing (imagine what could happen if someone fired thier gun with the bayonet on the end!!). So the socket bayonet was invented around the same time the bayonet itself was invented. But the English took a couple decades to except the socket bayonet, and by 1700, pikemen were officialy made outlawed in the rules of war. The average Infantryman was now armed with a Flintlock Musket, with a Socket Bayonet, with no supporting pikeman, and could better fight in close combat.

Tactics with the musket evolved. The square formation was made to defend against cavalry, and the battle line to fight against other infantry. Eventually Skirmisher Lines (or just plain Skirmishers) were created to scout out an enemy, and to warn of an attack, and to stall it. Fighting became even more "civilized". With the introduction of the gun alone "civilized" combat, changing it from big close combat brawls to tactical, chess like, fights. On the seas, muskets were used, but mainly boarding was the thing with cutlases. The combination of sea water and a rolling ship made muskets hard to use. With the Flintlock though, you had a much better chance in getting a shot than with a Matchlock, due to the priming pan on a Flinlock is sort of covered. The Musket or Rifle never really did find it's place in the Navy that much.

After that, the musket was worked on here and there, with common types being made like the brown bess. The only major musket advancement until the Percussion Cap system was introduced was rifling. Rifling was originally made to help reduce gunpowder residue build up. Rifling was used for a long time, and is almost as old as the gun itself, but was hard to make without mass production. So rifles were not used as much in the army. I was majorly a sniper weapon for the British, Napoleon outlawed it, and Americans had the highest ratio of men armed with flintlock rifles to men armed with muskets.

Then the Percussion cap is invented, making firing a little easier. With the cap, fighting in the rain was possible, and there was no more worring about priming your powder pan. With the industrial revolution, producing rifles was made easy. So when the American Civil War came along, Rifles (or Rifled muskets to be more correct) became the dominant weapon for the first time, and the percussion cap system of firing was dominant too (I am not sure if when the U.S. fought Mexico if percussion caps were used.). With that came the end of the Musket.

2)<u>Napoleon, Steriotype</u>
Why is Napoleon considered Crazy? Is it because he invaded Russia with almost half a million men, coming back with only 10,000 because he stayed during winter? Napoleon was a genius. His organization of the French Government was excellent. His tactics in battle stupendeous. He inspired men to do anything for them, even made them enthusiastic for battle. This man's combination of tactical genius in fighting battle and insparation for soldiers to fight with enthusiasm and and courage created France's best army, and the one of the world's greatest armies. His only weakneses were greed for fame and power, and a minor disadvantage when facing armies in lands different from Europe (When he faced the Turks in Egypt and the Middle East, he had to deal with the Black Death. When dealing with the Hispaniola Slave Revolt, Tropical Disease majorly stunted in the defeat of the slaves.) Here is the most important thing of all:

There seems to be a fine line between sanity and genius.

3)<u>Historical Question 2</u>
Here is another technology I want to cover, Artillery. Here is a question to think about before discussion next topic day, which would you rather have in a artillery if you had to choose only one, deadlyness or accuracy and long range?

<u>Note to Catalina</u>: Thanks for the site, it was awesome! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />:
 
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->2. (Here is what no one said, that I was thinking of) To Replace the Pikeman.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

But the pikeman was already outdated when guns were used as a primary wepon, also a pikeman was uselss at close range ( the same range as a baynet would be required)

I would have thought the baynet was really as a for of protection when you could not load the gun, its just well suited at close range, if you had a bullet id rather fire that while close to an enemy rather then trying to fight him.
 
<!--QuoteBegin-Captain_Python+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Captain_Python)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><u>Note to Catalina</u>: Thanks for the site, it was awesome! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />:<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Heh, I thought you would like that... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Keith, I would think you'd be interested in it too, has some great info on the Caribbean.

Pikemen... Hmmm, I'd hate to have to run through a horse with a bayonet because my gun needed to be reloaded or had jammed! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" /> Not a job for the fainthearted! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />

Artillery? Long range and accuracy, hands down. Give me a good gun crew and destructive power doesn't matter much as long as there's a way to hurt the enemy before they close. Great battles have been won because the opposing force lost heart after being bombarded by acurate artillery just a few steps off their mark... Fear is a strong weapon.

<!--QuoteBegin-Captain_Python+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Captain_Python)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->There seems to be a fine line between sanity and genius.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->I think it's a fine line between genius and INsanity... And that adage has proven itself time and again, regardless of the "genre" of the genius - a lot of artists are considered geniuses - such as Vincent Van Gogh, for instance - and look at him, he was severely troubled - but his paintings are masterpieces and his style is instantly recognizable.

Military genius seems to have had its share of "insane" leaders throughout time. However depending upon your point of view, the genius of a military leader could be considered insanity - or barbarism - or any other kind of derrogatory term, or it might still be termed genius. Sometimes leaders who have been considered "genius" are only so because they've been successful. Insanity only comes into play if that "genius" suddenly has a downfall.

So why is Napoleon considered crazy? I don't think he was, until he let the power go to his head.
 
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