Five Word Story

[Admiral8Q]

Richard Simmons realised the penguins

 

[SirChristopherMings]

were unable to comprehend Italian,

 

[skull]

so got an Italian translator

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

but his big mistake was

 

[Fred Bob]

dis feller didn't know no... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[bob_niatpac]

Penguin, so he couldn't translate

 

[Petros]

the proper "Penguin Placement" coordinates

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

but instead he offered to...

 

[Wolfwood]

hack off the head of

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

seventeen extremely large and annoying

 

[Petros]

"Exercise Video" quality control investigators

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

because they were amasingly annoying...

 

[Wolfwood]

and way too horny to

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

actually exist in real life.

 

[bob_niatpac]

actually investigate the quality of

 

[SirChristopherMings]

actualizations whenever actuaries aggregate around

(Ok, that's scary, <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> you both replied and started with the same word? You guys have been hanging out together too long. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="buds.gif" /> Bob, I think if you capitalize your first word then this will dovetail.)

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

anything thats worth talking about

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

inside the realm of big

 

[Hu Kwan Do]

giant heads, Dick, Harry and...

(Sorry, Ive been watching waaay too much 3rd rock from the sun.)

 

[CatalinaThePirate]

Bob, Ted, Carol, and Alice. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />