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Tavern Fight!

The Spartans have just realised that one six-pack won't go far between 299 of them and have started their own fight.

Meigger is no longer under the table, partly because tommy61157 pulled him out and partly because I've picked up the table to use it as a shield against the flying Budweiser bottles.
 
Meigger realizing he is no longer under a table looks for another place to hid and continue drinking his liquid courage. xD:
 
Grey Roger gallantly attempts to defend the bar wench behind his shield table. Realising that, due to a spelling error, he actually has the bar wrench, he throws it at someone.
 
As Meigger lands with a thud at tommy61157 feet, tommy61157 looks at Meigger and says, "Hey, any more of that drink left". xD:
 
LOL when meigger says no, I punch him in the face and throw him at Stallion
 
Stallion looks glances at Meigger and realizes he is no threat, unless you try to take his drink, and continues his assault on tommy61157.
 
I then smash meigger's drink into his face which really ticks him off.
 
Realizing his drink has been destroyed, Meigger rises to his feet and draws his :2guns and fires at tommy61157 hitting him several times. This forces tommy61157 to fall to the ground and crawl to what cover he can find before Stallion reacts.
 
Hearing someone crawling towards his table-shield, Grey Roger pushes the table on top of the crawler, jumps up and down on the table a couple of times, then raises it back into shield position.
 
tommy61157 then throws dynamite at the table shield to render grey roger defenseless
 
Grey Roger force-feeds the dynamite to whoever it was that got squashed under the table. As well as being flat, the victim now has explosive flatulence.
 
The flat victim under the table who was force fed the dynamite suddenly farts out of fright and the resulting explosion blows out a supporting wall in the tavern and it partially collapses, entombing everyone who was inside at the time in a pile of wood and particle board with a green methane cloud :eww floating overhead that proves to be deadly toxic to those unfortunates who breath it in, like the bartender, who falls over face first onto a broken barstool, dead before he hit the ground after having stood up from the rubble he was buried in. :ko The cloud does not dissipate, instead hovering above waiting for its next victim. :764: "Don't stand up!!" Salty yells, but too late it seems, as another victim succumbs to the noxious gas and falls over having breathed his last. :ko
 
Putting on a gas suit, I take advantage of the situation and beat up old salt for creating the terrible gas.
 
Meigger said:
Realizing his drink has been destroyed, Meigger rises to his feet and draws his :2guns and fires at tommy61157 hitting him several times. This forces tommy61157 to fall to the ground and crawl to what cover he can find before Stallion reacts.
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So it was tommy61157 that took cover under the table, got it pushed on him, tried to dynamite it, had the dynamite shoved down his throat, and created the gas cloud. Most of the cloud has dissipated through the hole in the wall and the rest is now trapped inside tommy61157's gas suit.

Grey Roger searches for the bar wench, makes sure the spelling is correct this time, and administers mouth to mouth resuscitation.
 
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