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Man claims cat downloaded child porn



Last Update: 8/07 12:08 pm
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Keith Griffin, 48, claims his cat was responsible for the hundreds of pornographic images of children found on his computer. (NBC News Channel) From NBC News Channel:

MARTIN COUNTY, Florida -- An interesting alibi isn't helping a Florida man avoid child pornography charges.

The man, 48-year-old Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, told Martin County Sheriff's detectives that his cat was responsible for the hundreds of pornographic images of children found on his computer.

Griffin claims the cat would jump on the keyboard when the computer was left on, resulting in the strange downloads.

Griffin remains in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.
 
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/9956970/IAAF-asks-for-gender-test-on-runner-Semenya?GT1=39002

IAAF asks for gender test on runner Semenya
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ZOMG - - - Male Hips and Male shoulders
If that's a she, pitty her.
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32499499/?gt1=43001
Authorities say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.
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Altered Sears Web Site Offers Grill to 'Cook Babies'

Thursday, August 20, 2009
By Joshua Rhett Miller


A grill for "human cooking" was briefly offered by Sears Thursday afternoon.
Company officials say it was the work of "someone visiting" its Web site.

The Web site for department store giant Sears offered a gruesome sales pitch Thursday — a grill that could "cook babies" and be used to roast body parts.

The goof, first reported by TMZ.com, listed any grill viewed by visitors to the company's Web site under the category of "human cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster." The wording apparently was the work of a mischievous customer and, when discovered, was quickly changed, but not before TMZ.com captured a screengrab.

Representatives from Sears said they were victimized by "someone visiting" the company's Web site.

"We discovered earlier today that someone visiting our site had defaced a limited number of product pages," the company said in a written statement to FOXNews.com. "It's important for our customers to know that we have no reason to believe that any of our customer or financial data were compromised.

"We've already taken steps to prevent this from happening again. We sincerely apologize to any customers who may have seen this on our site."
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32503068/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001
A Texas sheriff fired one deputy and suspended three others without pay after a scantily dressed waitress holding a rifle posed for photographs on the hood of a patrol vehicle.

Police said Round Rock officers were dispatched to a restaurant after someone reported the waitress with the weapon, which had been given to her by one of the Midland County deputies who had been attending a training session near Austin.
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A fifth deputy who remained inside the eatery got a letter of reprimand.
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