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Well if you got problems with America. Don't make me come up there :)
 
Oh yes, those cuddly moose!!! (run awaaaaaaay!!!) (and don't say I didn't warn ye!)

Catalina sings, (oh NOOOOO!) :)

"...When I was a young lass I sure loved the lads;
I'd tickle their dinghys and WOW was I bad!
But my boyfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce
Now, you'd never be treated that way by a moose!

chorus: And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,

I've never had anything quite like a moose.

I've had many lovers, my life has been loose

But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Whenever I feels I'm in need of a lay
I goes to my cupboard and gets me some hay.
I leans out my window and spreads it around
'Cos a moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!

chorus:

I've done it with all sorts of beasties with hair
I'd do it with snakes if their fangs wasn't there!
I've had me a chicken, a duck and a goose
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

chorus:

Purple gorillas on Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight!
But it just ain't the same when you slams their caboose
As the feeling you get when you're humping a moose.

chorus:

Now I am old ... and increasing in years
I looks on my past, and I sheds me no tears.
I just sits in my chair with a glass of Mateus,
Playing Hide the Salami with Melvin the Moose!

And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,

I've never had anything quite like a moose.

I've had many lovers, my life has been loose

But I've never had anything quite like a moose..."

:d: (sorry, everyone, I just couldn't resist!) :b:
 
:mrgreen:

I just got back from a seminar, and after dealing with dull I.T. `A-Holes`, that has got to be about the funniest thing I think I'll see all week!!!!


:)
 
Capt. Python you missed the :) at the end of the sentence.
 
<span style='`font-size`:25pt;`line-height`:100%'>Topic(s) for `2-18`-04</span>

I got just one thing today. Sorry I haven't got that many topics lately. I haven't had much time to think of much. I get most of these topics from things I think about every day.

1)A Dog named Anal Beef
I actually know somebody who named their dog Anal Beef! Interesting, because this guy is from Kentucky. I think that dog names should not be 3 or more sylables in length. It's hard to call a dog with a long name. Try calling "Here Nick!" and then try calling "Here Anal Beef!" The second might sound funny, but it gets harder having to say Anal Beef every single time you want to call your dog. Has anyone got a dog, or a weird dog name?

P.S. Sorry for it being so late for today, that downtime stalled me.
 
I think the question here is:

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

Why in the f*** would you name a dog "Anal Beef"!? WHY! WHY! WHY!


:) That is as bad as naming your dog Boy George!
 
I guess the whole world is 'Special', in its own 'Special' sort of way. Especially Canada :blah:
 
I knew that one was coming. Hey! we are doing, what I call a "Post Shootout". That's were 2 people are on at the same time, and they post like every minute on the same thread, and sort of have a conversation. Let's keep it going.
 
Fine by me, but thats where you need a real topic as well. But Canada is well Special. But in its own not really that Special sort of way. There kind of like Americas bigger brother. I say bigger, not older.
 
Canada is only bigger in size, and by not that much. Did you know that Jim Carey, Collin Mockery, and a bunch of other actors are Canadian?
 
Of course Colin Mockery is. On 'Who's Line is it Anyway' thats the whole Colin bit. Just make fun of him cause he's Canadian, and bald. :blah:
 
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