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There Once was a Pirate from Limerick...

Thank you! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />

It's been too long since we've posted to this thread. As a matter of fact, the Blind Parrot's been awfully quiet. Has anyone heard from Capt. Python lately?
 
Heh, he must be getting his "love" somewhere else, these days... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />

(just kidding!) <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I think he's been REALLY busy with school... Sure is quiet around here without him! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/keith.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":keith" border="0" alt="keith.gif" />
 
<b>Meigger's Milieu</b>

Meigger called out, "Beat to Quarters!"
And sailed boldly through enemy waters,
His millenium foes, though distressing,
He soon made into thousand isle dressing,
Then woo'ed ten thousand governour's daughters!

<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />

EDIT,
Had to edit this post after I got a PM from Rico with his latest signature creation!

<img src="http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/332ZK34H/512556.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Thank you Rico! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":bow" border="0" alt="bow.gif" />
 
Drink, oh Drink
Too much makes the ship sink
Too little makes the crew think
The right amount keeps you linkin' arms and cheering!

Drink, oh Drink
Me think of drink
When the boat starts to sink
when the forts cannons blaze Blaize to cinders

Drink, oh Drink
Im running out of words thatt rime witth youou
Imm startingg to spel baddishly
I wants moree preszsious
DRINK





Cat
needed a bat
to fend away
Pirates RPG!
attacks <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/duel_pa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ixi" border="0" alt="duel_pa.gif" />
 
Yay! another pirate/poet! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />

HKD, you should look at some of Mad Jack's earlier lyric verses, you both seem to be inspired by the same muse! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
Heh very good, HKD! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" /> Hmmm, now where did I put that bat... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<!--QuoteBegin-Hu Kwan Do+Jun 1 2005, 09:12 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Hu Kwan Do @ Jun 1 2005, 09:12 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I think bob_niatpac stole it. <div align="right">[snapback]108711[/snapback]</div><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> You are probably right! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I don't have a 'bat' tax, so twasn't me. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/doff.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":doff" border="0" alt="doff.gif" />


Excellent lyric's HKD. I am very impressed! I just don't have that kinda stuff in me. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />
 
Bob, matey, ye just need some more rum, 's all! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />

There once was a Bob named Niatpac
Whose last name reads Captain if you double back!
He spied and he tried
To knock Hu aside
But Hu caught him out with a surprise attack. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Nope, don't have it....

I want to attack Hu real bad
it's really not a fad
He's got a lot of loot
and I could use a new suit
But all of Hu's suits are all plaid! <-- Sir Chris.

See, nothing there. Yes rum always helps lubricate the creative juices, but even a keg o' rum won't make my rhymes sound any sweeter. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
Bob, How about this for a last line;
"Cause my "Leisure Suit's" lookin' quite sad." <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diomed.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dio" border="0" alt="diomed.gif" />
or
"Keep in mind, that I'll soon be a dad." <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
or
"But all of Hu's suits are all plaid!" (sorry Hu, that was my Highland fling. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/oops3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:ops2" border="0" alt="oops3.gif" />)

Obviously the rum is flowing somewhere... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
<!--QuoteBegin-SirChristopherMings+Jun 7 2005, 01:50 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SirChristopherMings @ Jun 7 2005, 01:50 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"But all of Hu's suits are all plaid!" <div align="right">[snapback]110823[/snapback]</div><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's the best one, Sir Christopher! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

See Bob, you just stopped one stanza short of a limerick! (sounds faintly like an insult, but it's not, honest!) <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Here's a good webpage with limerick-writing tips - <a href="http://female-orgasms.com/limericks/" target="_blank">LIMERICK TIPS</a> <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/doff.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":doff" border="0" alt="doff.gif" />
 
Thanks, I added Chris' last line up there. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />
 
YEEEY! Im old before my time! Ill have to post a pic of meself in plaid, that'll give you a laugh or two!

<u>The first one!</u>
Bob Niatpac
Had a Backpack
In it was all the loot he stole from Hu!

He went to the armoury
Only found farmery
So looted more stuff
But Hu only had some fluff!

<u>The second one!</u>
No-one knew
Why Hu's old stew
tasted so bad,
but he wasnt mad.
Twas made of his loot
(which was Bob's old suit
and mud from a land
that was entirely made of sand!
How this worked,
none ever knew!)
 
Hee hee... These are great! <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />

I was imagining kilts, HKD... <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
A kilt? that would be odd. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> Why not? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
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