Captain_Python
Rogue Scholar
Topics for `3-12`-04
1) The Aluminum Beer Can
You might be a redneck if the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.
2) The Jokester's Fake Can of Peanuts
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
3) The Obesity Problem
It seems that being fat is going to become the #1 killer in America soon. Personally, I got problems myself. It is ironic how this is happening; people are getting lazy because modern technowledgy is making life too easy. The human was built to do a lot of phisical work, and human's one quest was to build tools to make like easier. Here is just a list of technologies that you could say are "Killing us":
-TV (Makes Sports and other activities more available to be spectator sports)
-Car (We don't walk no more)
-Faster Cooked Food (Fattier than the slower food)
-Phone, Email (We don't walk over to see our friends no more)
-Computer, Video Games (We have fun inside)
It might seem like I am giving a lecture, but I thought that it is ironic that for our quest to make like quicker and easier, we are getting to fat and killing ourselves. I am going to try and loose some weight. Luckily my Civil War reenacting events are good ways to get in some weight loosing activity.
1) The Aluminum Beer Can
You might be a redneck if the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.
2) The Jokester's Fake Can of Peanuts
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
3) The Obesity Problem
It seems that being fat is going to become the #1 killer in America soon. Personally, I got problems myself. It is ironic how this is happening; people are getting lazy because modern technowledgy is making life too easy. The human was built to do a lot of phisical work, and human's one quest was to build tools to make like easier. Here is just a list of technologies that you could say are "Killing us":
-TV (Makes Sports and other activities more available to be spectator sports)
-Car (We don't walk no more)
-Faster Cooked Food (Fattier than the slower food)
-Phone, Email (We don't walk over to see our friends no more)
-Computer, Video Games (We have fun inside)
It might seem like I am giving a lecture, but I thought that it is ironic that for our quest to make like quicker and easier, we are getting to fat and killing ourselves. I am going to try and loose some weight. Luckily my Civil War reenacting events are good ways to get in some weight loosing activity.